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What kind of disease are you?
Justin Patten:
Justin Patten is caused by bacteria.
An infection of Justin Patten will cause you to become a Jedi.
To cure Justin Patten, bathe in Nair.
May the Force be with you!
What kind of disease are you?
Justin Stuart Patten:
Justin Stuart Patten is caused by bad television.
Justin Stuart Patten disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Justin Stuart Patten, write bad goth poetry.
NUDITY!!!