1)a) Creashun, is a fucking noun like...because right mate it like says like that its a bit room like full of little fit birdz. So its dismaying to like 40 year olds as they know that they cant git in on the action, if you know what i mean? 0/3 marks. I SAID METAPHOR, NOT NOUN.
b)|\_____ | 0 \ | \/\/\/ | o-|-= (baby in mouth of a hickle piranha t rexARSE) | /\/\/\ |______/ 0/3 marks. Thats not a picture, thats a load of shit.
c)"MY FINGERS MAY BE IN THE FISH BAKE, BUT MY COCKS IN THE CASSEROLE...SERVICE PLEASE" 2/2 marks. MARVELLOUS.
2)a)I feel that this arguement is flawed as it is only a giant lop eared rabbit who could award 7 points or higher...HOWEVER...only 1 month old trinkets from pauls grave can fuck off...therefore this statement is very one sided towards the giant lop eared rabbit and to pauls tomb and his trinket shit. 3/4 marks. You forgot to touch on how wooden cocks are great fun.b)Frank sinatras spleen once was removed so that the battery acid could be drained, and the black death was a result of queen
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1a. i would like to drink your hat, put it in the BLENDER.
1B. MAKE ME BITCH
1c. 'i didnt clean my hands, you know, does that turn you on?'
2a. Vorsprung
2b. according to Frank Sinitras spleens speech, option A is heavier, but according to the man that started the black death, all basketball teams must have a black guy in them OR DEATH.
1a. i would like to drink your hat, put it in the BLENDER. 1/3 marks. Better than daveys poor effort.
1B. MAKE ME BITCH 1/3 marks. WRONG ANSWER. But 1 mark awarded for use of the word bitch.
1c. 'i didnt clean my hands, you know, does that turn you on?' 0/2 marks. Quite blatantly his hands are clean.
2a. Vorsprung 2/4 marks. I see where youre coming from, but my finger doesnt. And you missed the bit about the wooden cocks too.
2b. according to Frank Sinitras spleens speech, option A is heavier, but according to the man that started the black death, all basketball teams must have a black guy in them OR DEATH. 4/5 marks. Close but no cigar.
3a if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the afternoon 3/3 marks. THATS EXACTLY IT.
1a. Trick question. It wasn't a writer. And this person can't have feelings.
1b. 0 0 YEAH. It's a wonky baby. So what. /\/\/\/\ \0/ | /\ /\/\/\/\
1c. "I makea thisa disha with my childrensa spleens.. AH AH AH." (ah ah ah = vampire laugh)
2a. Yes. Just 'cause. Wooden cocks are great fun, i hear.
2b. 300 steak and kidney pies would give you the black death, and frank sinatras spleen is filled with battery acid. Many dead bodies weighing.. a heavy sum, were then pissed on by mr. sinatra himself after a quick rough and tumble. We all know he enjoys a bit of necriphilia. The battery acid spilling out onto the bodies eroded them twice as quick, weighing a less amount. In conclusion, don't drink coke.
3a. I wonder if they still make that shampoo i like.
3b. I ain't innocent, kiddie porn is ace innit, i fuckin' love kids.
1a. Trick question. It wasn't a writer. And this person can't have feelings. 3/3 marks. spot on like.
1b. 0 0 YEAH. It's a wonky baby. So what. /\/\/\/\ \0/ | /\ /\/\/\/\ 2/3 marks. Mark lost for the wonky baby, but at least i can see whats a goin on.
1c. "I makea thisa disha with my childrensa spleens.. AH AH AH." (ah ah ah = vampire laugh) 2/2 marks. Lé Superb.
2a. Yes. Just 'cause. Wooden cocks are great fun, i hear. 2/4 marks. 2 marks for the mention of the wooden cocks, but you forgot the actual answer.
2b. 300 steak and kidney pies would give you the black death, and frank sinatras spleen is filled with battery acid. Many dead bodies weighing.. a heavy sum, were then pissed on by mr. sinatra himself after a quick rough and tumble. We all know he enjoys a bit of necriphilia. The battery acid spilling out onto the bodies eroded them twice as quick, weighing a less amount. In conclusion, don't drink coke. 5/5 marks. Textbook answer yo.
3a. I wonder if they still make that shampoo i like. 2/3 marks. Could have been better.3b
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0/3 marks. I SAID METAPHOR, NOT NOUN.
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0/3 marks. Thats not a picture, thats a load of shit.
c)"MY FINGERS MAY BE IN THE FISH BAKE, BUT MY COCKS IN THE CASSEROLE...SERVICE PLEASE"
2/2 marks. MARVELLOUS.
2)a)I feel that this arguement is flawed as it is only a giant lop eared rabbit who could award 7 points or higher...HOWEVER...only 1 month old trinkets from pauls grave can fuck off...therefore this statement is very one sided towards the giant lop eared rabbit and to pauls tomb and his trinket shit.
3/4 marks. You forgot to touch on how wooden cocks are great fun.b)Frank sinatras spleen once was removed so that the battery acid could be drained, and the black death was a result of queen ( ... )
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1B. MAKE ME BITCH
1c. 'i didnt clean my hands, you know, does that turn you on?'
2a. Vorsprung
2b. according to Frank Sinitras spleens speech, option A is heavier, but according to the man that started the black death, all basketball teams must have a black guy in them OR DEATH.
3a if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the afternoon
3b flimish
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1/3 marks. Better than daveys poor effort.
1B. MAKE ME BITCH
1/3 marks. WRONG ANSWER. But 1 mark awarded for use of the word bitch.
1c. 'i didnt clean my hands, you know, does that turn you on?'
0/2 marks. Quite blatantly his hands are clean.
2a. Vorsprung
2/4 marks. I see where youre coming from, but my finger doesnt. And you missed the bit about the wooden cocks too.
2b. according to Frank Sinitras spleens speech, option A is heavier, but according to the man that started the black death, all basketball teams must have a black guy in them OR DEATH.
4/5 marks. Close but no cigar.
3a if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the afternoon
3/3 marks. THATS EXACTLY IT.
3b flimish
-1/4. That was worse than daveys.
Overall Marks: 10/24
Grade: C-
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1b. 0 0 YEAH. It's a wonky baby. So what.
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1c. "I makea thisa disha with my childrensa spleens.. AH AH AH." (ah ah ah = vampire laugh)
2a. Yes. Just 'cause. Wooden cocks are great fun, i hear.
2b. 300 steak and kidney pies would give you the black death, and frank sinatras spleen is filled with battery acid. Many dead bodies weighing.. a heavy sum, were then pissed on by mr. sinatra himself after a quick rough and tumble. We all know he enjoys a bit of necriphilia. The battery acid spilling out onto the bodies eroded them twice as quick, weighing a less amount. In conclusion, don't drink coke.
3a. I wonder if they still make that shampoo i like.
3b. I ain't innocent, kiddie porn is ace innit, i fuckin' love kids.
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3/3 marks. spot on like.
1b. 0 0 YEAH. It's a wonky baby. So what.
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2/3 marks. Mark lost for the wonky baby, but at least i can see whats a goin on.
1c. "I makea thisa disha with my childrensa spleens.. AH AH AH." (ah ah ah = vampire laugh)
2/2 marks. Lé Superb.
2a. Yes. Just 'cause. Wooden cocks are great fun, i hear.
2/4 marks. 2 marks for the mention of the wooden cocks, but you forgot the actual answer.
2b. 300 steak and kidney pies would give you the black death, and frank sinatras spleen is filled with battery acid. Many dead bodies weighing.. a heavy sum, were then pissed on by mr. sinatra himself after a quick rough and tumble. We all know he enjoys a bit of necriphilia. The battery acid spilling out onto the bodies eroded them twice as quick, weighing a less amount. In conclusion, don't drink coke.
5/5 marks. Textbook answer yo.
3a. I wonder if they still make that shampoo i like.
2/3 marks. Could have been better.3b ( ... )
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