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Today is a good day for gay exam questions written because i drank loads of coffee and im bored i think.
1.
Read the following extract and answer the questions
"HIYA R U GOIN CREASHUN L8R CUZ BAZ SED E WOZNT GOIN CUZ E GOT A ANTI SOSHAL BEHAVYER FINGY FOR THROWIN A BRIK AT A GOFF OR SUMIN LOL! IF U IZ GOIN WOT TIME IZ U GOIN CUZ I IZ GETIN A LIFT OFF DEVVO IN IZ NEW NOVA C YA LUVVY LOL"
a) Comment on how the writer conveys feelings of dismay and anger in the use of metaphors
b) Draw a picture of a T-Rex eating a baby
c) Write a hilarious caption for this picture:
2.
Read the following poem and answer the questions
DARKNESS
is a bit gay
unfortunately i sprung the dung
SILENCE, SADNESS, SILENCE
crikey is a bladder?
hello fiddlingtons.
a) "On a scale of 1 to 10, FUCK OFF." Do you agree with this comment? Give reasons for your answer.
b) Which is heavier, a gallon of battery acid or 300 steak and kidney pies? Make reference to the black death and Frank Sinatra's spleen in your answer.
3.
Look at this picture carefully.
a) Write a sentence no more than 12 words long, describing, in detail, the emotion on the pandas face.
b) Explain, in the form of a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) why michael jackson is innocent.
I should do this professionally or somethin.
1.
Read the following extract and answer the questions
"HIYA R U GOIN CREASHUN L8R CUZ BAZ SED E WOZNT GOIN CUZ E GOT A ANTI SOSHAL BEHAVYER FINGY FOR THROWIN A BRIK AT A GOFF OR SUMIN LOL! IF U IZ GOIN WOT TIME IZ U GOIN CUZ I IZ GETIN A LIFT OFF DEVVO IN IZ NEW NOVA C YA LUVVY LOL"
a) Comment on how the writer conveys feelings of dismay and anger in the use of metaphors
b) Draw a picture of a T-Rex eating a baby
c) Write a hilarious caption for this picture:
2.
Read the following poem and answer the questions
DARKNESS
is a bit gay
unfortunately i sprung the dung
SILENCE, SADNESS, SILENCE
crikey is a bladder?
hello fiddlingtons.
a) "On a scale of 1 to 10, FUCK OFF." Do you agree with this comment? Give reasons for your answer.
b) Which is heavier, a gallon of battery acid or 300 steak and kidney pies? Make reference to the black death and Frank Sinatra's spleen in your answer.
3.
Look at this picture carefully.
a) Write a sentence no more than 12 words long, describing, in detail, the emotion on the pandas face.
b) Explain, in the form of a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) why michael jackson is innocent.
I should do this professionally or somethin.