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As i was drinking some milk when i got home from that place i spend all my time listening to old people talking about wank things, i thought to myself "FUCKING TWAT".
It wasnt directed at anything in particular, but i'd decided that it is in fact the best phrase ever. It can be said in any situation to gain amazing results. For example:
"Have you seen margaret? Were supposed to be going cherry picking together"
"FUCKING TWAT."
Result: £7.26 in cash!
"Can i borrow your genitalia for a minute please?"
"FUCKING TWAT."
Result: The hubcaps from a ford fiesta.
"I love you"
"FUCKING TWAT"
Result: A lovely paintbrush, hand crafted out of bird shit.
I could go on and on and on but theres fuckers to be slapped and slaps to be fuckered.
TA TA LUVVIES LOLXX
It wasnt directed at anything in particular, but i'd decided that it is in fact the best phrase ever. It can be said in any situation to gain amazing results. For example:
"Have you seen margaret? Were supposed to be going cherry picking together"
"FUCKING TWAT."
Result: £7.26 in cash!
"Can i borrow your genitalia for a minute please?"
"FUCKING TWAT."
Result: The hubcaps from a ford fiesta.
"I love you"
"FUCKING TWAT"
Result: A lovely paintbrush, hand crafted out of bird shit.
I could go on and on and on but theres fuckers to be slapped and slaps to be fuckered.
TA TA LUVVIES LOLXX