Пн, 14:08: RT @ phlaimeaux: If I was a wrestler, my name would be 'Nobel Prize Winner Seamus Heaney' just to see the booking mix-ups
Пн, 14:32: Just seen a D list comedian do a pointless lie. Failed to summon energy to call them out. Twitter, there.
Пн, 15:42: Should be learning some new (to me) software. I am not doing that thing.
Пн, 16:02: Just found out that eating Morning Glory seeds apparently gets you very high, but makes you shit yourself. So there's that.
Пн, 16:04: What I was trying to find out was when el chupacabras started being perceived as a canid in popular culture. But you takes what you can get.
Пн, 19:50: RT @ tkingdoll: The Aardman Pirates film has Darwin in it. Perhaps this leprosy thing was their dry run for dealing with complaints.
Пн, 21:26: RT @ alovelyhorse: "Well who gives a fuck about dinosaurs anyway!?" has just been yelled down this street.
Пн, 22:00: If I take the laptop upstairs, will that make me *more* likely to finish my work tonight or just *less* likely to get out of bed tomorrow?
Вт, 11:12: RT @ iainjclark: Dear expert on BBC Breakfast, when talking about the strength of spider silk, the correct superhero comparison is not 'S ...