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[great_mighty]

[THERE IS A POOL OF....QUESTIONABLE CONTENTS JUST CHILLIN'. VARIOUS PIECES OF SWEET CORN HOP AROUND WITHOUT A CARE.

....DO YOU DARE APPROACH?]

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[dem_deadbodys]

OH? WHAT MIGHT THIS BE?

[great_mighty]

[THE SWEET CORN HOPS ABOUT, MAKING BOING! NOISES. SUDDENLY! A HANDSOMEVOICE!]

BRRRRING ME SOME SWEET CORN!

[dem_deadbodys]

OH WHAT A SILLY THING. TO BE HOPPING ON ITS OWN. HEHE...
[HE PROBABLY WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL HIM TO]

[great_mighty]

[LUCKILY FOR YOU, ONE SWEET CORN IS FEELING PARTICULARLY SUICIDAL TODAY. IT HOPS INTO THE SOUP. THERE IS A SWIFT RUMBLING AFOOT!]

[INTRO ONLY! NO SHIT THROWING YET, BECAUSE HE PAUSES TO GET A LOOK AT YOU.]

YOU AREN'T THE SQUIRREL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ATTACKING TODAY! [PRODUCES A PLANNER FROM....EH, BETTER NOT TO KNOW.]

I'M COMPLETELY BOOKED TODAY, PERHAPS TOMORROW YOU'D PREFER?

[dem_deadbodys]

WHA? WHAT MIGHT YOU BE? *HE SNICKERS* BOOKED? WELL I THINK YOU COULD MAKE A LITTLE OL ROOM FOR THE UNDERTAKER, BUT IF I MUST I'M BUSY TOMMOROW, PERHAPS ANOTHER DAY.

[great_mighty]

DID YOU NOT HEAR MY BEAUTIFUL INTRO? I DON'T MIND HAVING TO SING IT AGAIN, YOU KNOW.

[dem_deadbodys]

*HE GIGGLES* WHY DON'T YOU THEN? DO IT ONCE MORE. I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE ENTERTAINMENT.

[great_mighty]

AS YOU WISH! I DO ADORE AN AUDIENCE. [SINGING POO YOU KNOW THE DRILL.]

[dem_deadbodys]

OH, AND I ENJOY BEING ONE. *HE SNICKERS* AH, A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

[great_mighty]

LIKEWISE, SMALL MAN!

[dem_deadbodys]

SMALL MAN? *LAUGHS HIS ASS OFF* NYAHAHAHA! I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT BEFORE! THAT SEEMS MORE LIKE THE EARL'S NAME,

[great_mighty]

EVERYTHING IS SMALL COMPARED TO MY BRILLIANCE!

[dem_deadbodys]

OH? WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME SOME OF THAT BRILLIANCE THEN? AS LONG AS ITS ENTERTAINING AT LEAST. *SMIRKS*

[great_mighty]

...I'VE ONLY THE SQUIRREL TO ATTACK TODAY, AND HE ISN'T HERE YET.

[dem_deadbodys]

OH WELL, HOW INCONVENIENT.

[great_mighty]

ALAS.