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May 27, 2011 15:03

[JIN GOES FLYING BY ON HIS MOTORICICLE, SCREAMING ALL THE WAY]

BRROOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

[AND HE SMASHES INTO A WALL, CREATING A HUGE EXPLOSION]

series: misc. video games

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ouroboros_troll May 28 2011, 01:46:39 UTC
*HOLDS UP A SCORECARD THAT SAYS "8"*

YOUR PERFORMANCE COULD USE SOME IMPROVEMENT. I THINK THE EXPLOSION WAS TOO SMALL. AND YOU SURVIVED.

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icecarcrash May 28 2011, 02:54:25 UTC
OWW... [WAIT A SHIT, THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR] HAZAMA?!

HAZAMA, YOU DICK!

(OOC: ...OK, I KNOW I'M JUST FANGIRLING, BUT THAT IS THE HOTTEST FUCKING TROLLFACE I HAVE EVER SEEN. STUPID SEXY HAZAMA.)

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ouroboros_troll May 28 2011, 03:59:22 UTC
AW, WHAT'S THE MATTER, JIN KISARAGI? STILL MAD ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S ARM? IT'S NOT LIKE -I- DID THAT~!

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icecarcrash May 28 2011, 04:04:41 UTC
S-SHUT UP! I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES, YOU GODDAMN SNAKE! WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME HERE?

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ouroboros_troll May 28 2011, 04:13:34 UTC
OH, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE.

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icecarcrash May 28 2011, 04:38:56 UTC
THEN THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF TRAP YOU SET UP...WHATEVER KIND OF GAME YOU'RE TRYING TO PLAY WITH ME, IT WON'T WORK! [UNSHEATHES YUKIANESA] THIS ENDS NOW!

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ouroboros_troll May 28 2011, 17:48:58 UTC
GAME? LIKE THE ONE YOU JUST LOST? [TAKES OUT HIS KNIVES]

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icecarcrash May 28 2011, 19:41:53 UTC
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- THAT'S NOT FUNNY! [JIN USED MOTORICICLE...AGAIN.]

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ouroboros_troll June 1 2011, 20:01:38 UTC
[JUMPS UP AND FIRES ONE OF HIS SNAKES DOWN AT JIN]

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icecarcrash June 3 2011, 05:48:44 UTC
[IT MAKES A DIRECT HIT AND KNOCKS JIN TO THE GROUND]

SON OF A BITCH...DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME! I WILL END YOU!

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ouroboros_troll June 3 2011, 05:53:08 UTC
[GETS THE FUCK DOWN]

OH, I DON'T INTEND TO RUN AWAY. THAT WOULD BE RUDE OF ME.

[GET OVER HERE!]

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icecarcrash June 3 2011, 06:02:28 UTC
[RUUUUUUN! RUN, YOU BITCH!...ER, JIN MANAGES TO DODGE THE SNAKE THIS TIME AND CHASES AFTER HAZAMA, SWINGING HIS SWORD LIKE A MADMAN.]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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