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*WELL NOW, ANOTHER NEW BUILDING HAS POPPED UP, WITH A SIGN PROUDLY DECLARING ITSELF TO BE THE...*
"CAPSLOCK SENIOR CITIZEN CENTER"*
*AND YES, THERE IS BINGO. AND PRUNE JUICE, LOTS OF THAT.*
*AND ALL THE OLD CHARACTERS THAT HAVEN'T DIED ARE SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR THEIR GRANDKIDS NEW CHARACTERS TO COME VISIT OR CALL, BUT THEY NEVER DO. :C*
*LOTTA HAPPENS TO BE SITTING ON THE PORCH, IN A ROCKING CHAIR, WITH A BLANKET ON HER LAP*
I REMEMBER, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, WE HAD TO CHURN OUR OWN SPARKLE BUTTER, AND I HAD TO INVESTIGATE EVERY SINGLE WEIRD PICTURE OF SNAKE THAT SHOWED UP, AND IF I DIDN'T, IT WAS A PADDLIN'. I HAD TO WALK THIRTY MILES IN THE SPARKLE SNOW, UPHILL, BOTH WAYS, TO GET TO THE CRIME SCENE, AND THEN I HAD TO DODGE FALLIN' MOONS AND NOAHS ON THE WAY BACK, AND WHEN I DID GET BACK, EVERYONE WAS GAY BECAUSE THEY HAD FAGGOT CAKE AND THEN I WAS A MAN, AS WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.
WHY, I REMEMBER WHEN REBELLIN' AGAINST EVIL OVERLORDS AND HAVING RANDOM SEX MEANT SOMETHING...
"CAPSLOCK SENIOR CITIZEN CENTER"*
*AND YES, THERE IS BINGO. AND PRUNE JUICE, LOTS OF THAT.*
*AND ALL THE OLD CHARACTERS THAT HAVEN'T DIED ARE SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR THEIR GRANDKIDS NEW CHARACTERS TO COME VISIT OR CALL, BUT THEY NEVER DO. :C*
*LOTTA HAPPENS TO BE SITTING ON THE PORCH, IN A ROCKING CHAIR, WITH A BLANKET ON HER LAP*
I REMEMBER, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, WE HAD TO CHURN OUR OWN SPARKLE BUTTER, AND I HAD TO INVESTIGATE EVERY SINGLE WEIRD PICTURE OF SNAKE THAT SHOWED UP, AND IF I DIDN'T, IT WAS A PADDLIN'. I HAD TO WALK THIRTY MILES IN THE SPARKLE SNOW, UPHILL, BOTH WAYS, TO GET TO THE CRIME SCENE, AND THEN I HAD TO DODGE FALLIN' MOONS AND NOAHS ON THE WAY BACK, AND WHEN I DID GET BACK, EVERYONE WAS GAY BECAUSE THEY HAD FAGGOT CAKE AND THEN I WAS A MAN, AS WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.
WHY, I REMEMBER WHEN REBELLIN' AGAINST EVIL OVERLORDS AND HAVING RANDOM SEX MEANT SOMETHING...