IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

[neva_knows_best]

THE SIGNS ARE CLEAR! THE SKIES HAVE CHANGED! THE LAND DOES NOT EXPAND ANYMORE! THE IMMORTALS ARE DYING ONE BY ONE!

THIS PROVES IT!
THE WORLD WILL END TOMORROW!
... OR NOT, DEPENDING ON THE GREAT KING OF FEAR.

EITHER WAY, THIS IS THE
LAST CALL FOR THE WORLD!THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL! YOUR LAST CHANCE TO

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[roguishpriest]

OH DEAR, THAT DOES NOT BODE WELL AT ALL. . .

[neva_knows_best]

NOPE, IT'S INEVIA-- INEVITA-- UNSTOPPABLE! SO THERE'S NO POINT WORRYING ABOUT IT.

[roguishpriest]

I'M AFRAID IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

[neva_knows_best]

WHY? ARE YOU THE KING OF THE MONGOLS THEN?

[roguishpriest]

OH NO, NOT AT ALL!

[neva_knows_best]

THEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING, SO LET'S SPEND OUR LAST MOMENTS HAVING FUN! DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL?

[roguishpriest]

I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE PLAYED IT.

[neva_knows_best]

OK! I'LL SHOW YOU! AND YOU WON'T DIE WITHOUT EVER PLAYING BASEBALL!

YOU HOLD THE BAT WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND OVER YOUR LEFT. OR IT'S THE OTHER WAY ROUND. STAND WITH LEGS SPREAD, SAME WIDTH AS THE SHOULDERS. LIKE BOXING! BODY TIGHT. THEN YOU HIT THE BALL LIKE YOU'RE DEFEATING THE ENEMY!
AND THEN YOU JUST

HIT
HIT
HIT

KA-KING! BINGO!

AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND THE BASES WHILE AVOIDING GETTING CAUGHT. IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE HOME BASE, THEN YOUR TEAM GETS A POINT! THEN THERE'S STUFF ABOUT FIELDING POSITIONS BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY OF THEM. WANT TO HAVE A GO?

SORRY BOUT THE LATE REPLY >_O

[roguishpriest]

CERTAINLY! IT DOES SEEM FUN.

[neva_knows_best]

ONLY IF YOU SWING THE BAT! IF YOU STAND THERE AND LET THE BALL FLY PAST YOU IT'S REALLY BORING. SO YOU'VE GOT TO GRAB YOUR BAT IN BOTH HANDS AND MAKE A MIGHTY SWING STRAIGHT AT THE BALL! BUT NOT TOO MIGHTY, OR IT'LL SLIP FROM YOUR GRIP AND NAIL SOMEBODY IN THE EYE. THEY WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

[roguishpriest]

HMM. . .

NAIL SOMEBODY IN THE EYE, YOU SAY?