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Apr 12, 2009 23:03

*THERE IS A CROSSBOW BOLT COMING YOUR WAY, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE*

series: metal gear solid

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kavachi April 13 2009, 07:20:08 UTC

JESUS CHRIST WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SHOOTING ME

*SHOUTS FROM OFFSCREEN* thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 07:21:45 UTC

DO YOU FEEL IT...?

kavachi April 13 2009, 07:23:25 UTC

FEEL A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PAIN IN MY FACE? YES.

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 07:28:28 UTC

THE FEAR.

kavachi April 13 2009, 07:34:01 UTC

YOU WANNA KNOW FEAR? TRY HAVING YOUR HOME WORLD TAKEN OVER BY A RUTHLESS OVERLORD, BEING PUSHED INTO A TIME PORTAL, BEING AT RISK OF BECOMING THE TEA SLAVE OF ANOTHER RUTHLESS OVERLORD, WATCHING SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIE AT THE HAND OF A LEVEL 9999 DICTATOR, THEN HAVING TO FIGHT A SUPERCOMPUTER THAT CONTROLS HALF OF YOUR NEW HOME. THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT FEAR.

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 07:35:25 UTC

...*FIRES ANOTHER CROSSBOW BOLT*

kavachi April 13 2009, 07:39:09 UTC

GAH DAMN IT AAAAAA

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 07:42:33 UTC

THAT BOLT WAS COATED IN THE POISON OF THE POISON DART FROG. A MOST EXQUISITE PAIN SHALL SOON BE COURSING THROUGH YOUR BODY... FILLING YOU WITH FEAR.

kavachi April 13 2009, 07:45:09 UTC

...YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD AFTER I GET OUT OF THE DARK HOSPITAL.

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 07:45:48 UTC

DO YOU FEEL IT, BOY?

kavachi April 13 2009, 07:48:32 UTC

SCREW THE FEAR, I HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR MY REVIVAL!

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 07:49:30 UTC

...*APPEARS IN FRONT OF YOU*

WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO BE SO FEARLESS...?

kavachi April 13 2009, 07:52:43 UTC

I HAD A VERY FEARFUL CHILDHOOD, AS I JUST EXPLAINED. BUT THEN ONE DAY I JUST GOT FED UP, WALKED UP TO FEAR AND SAID, "FEAR, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP!" AND THEN I BITCHSLAPPED IT AND TOLD IT TO GET A JOB.

BUT IN ALL HONESTY, YEAH, I ACTUALLY AM PRETTY FUCKING SCARED FOR MY LIFE HERE. BUT I CAN'T SHOW ANY SIGN OF WEAKNESS, OR ELSE I'LL BE LIKE KIZAITO. AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE KIZAITO.

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 08:00:20 UTC

...I HAVE A MINIBOMB ATTACHED TO MY BODY. IF I AM TO SET IT OFF, IT WILL DESTROY BOTH OF US.

ARE YOU YET TERRIFIED...?

kavachi April 13 2009, 08:02:19 UTC

WELL, YEAH, BUT COULDN'T YOU JUST THROW A PRINNY AT ME? I MEAN, THAT'S KINDA THE SAME CONCEPT, EXCEPT YOU'D LIVE.

thwip_headshot April 13 2009, 08:03:28 UTC

*IS GETTING KIND OF PISSED OFF NOW* WHAT IS A PRINNY?

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