Mar 18, 2009 13:56
IN AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF EFFICIENCY AND SKILL, A GROUP OF MGS GUARDS SHOOT AND KILL ALL SNAKES IN THE DRESSING ROOM. WITH ONE BULLET. IN FACT, THEY WERE SO TOTALLY AMAZING THAT THEY KILLED ALL MGS CHARACTERS EVER. EXCEPT OTACON'S MOM, BECAUSE SHE IS HOT. ALSO, HER BOOBS GOT EVEN BIGGER DUE TO BLACK JUJU MAGIC ALL OF THE SUDDEN.
BUT WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE NAKED?
AND WHY ARE ALL THE MEN PARTICIPATING IN MUD WRESTLING? NUDE OF COURSE? AND WHY ARE THE ACE ATTORNEY PEOPLE HAVING RAP BATTLES? WHILE WRESTLING? NUDE?
UH, ANYWAY, WE ARE NOW THE MAIN CHARACTERS ASSHOLES.
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