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pure_snake_ass in cpslk_drssngrm

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Mar 10, 2009 17:49

SNAKE'S ASS HAS BEEN INSPIRED.

OISHI AND HIS MELONS HAVE GIVEN HIM THE IDEA OF OPENING HIS OWN MELON JUICE STAND.

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lolyayoishi March 11 2009, 02:10:20 UTC

OH MY GOSH! OISHI'S GOING TO LOVE THIS!

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:12:45 UTC

I HOPE SO.

THERE'S A CUP OF MELON JUICE ON THE HOUSE WITH HIS NAME ON IT.

lolyayoishi March 11 2009, 02:19:03 UTC

[HANDS OVER A QUARTER] I WANT A GLASS PLEASE, NYA!

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:23:24 UTC

MY FIRST CUSTOMER! YOU ARE A TRUE PATRIOT. *SOMEHOW SALUTES YOU*

*GIVES CUP O' MANGO JUICE*

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neva_knows_best March 11 2009, 02:10:47 UTC

[STARES]

...

WELL, MAMIMI IS THIRSTY.

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:13:26 UTC

TAKE A CUP. SUPPORT FREEDOM.

neva_knows_best March 11 2009, 02:17:01 UTC

... DID THAT BUTT JUST SPEAK OR IS MAMIMI HEARING VOICES AGAIN? CANTI-SAMA? ARE YOU THERE?

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:21:57 UTC

I ASSURE YOU, I AM FULLY SENTIENT AND CAPABLE OF SPEECH. I AM ALSO REMARKABLY WELL TONED AS YOU CAN SEE. WHO MIGHT BE THIS CANTI FRIEND OF YOURS?

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wingsdriftaway March 11 2009, 02:30:40 UTC

FOR SOME REASON, I DON'T TRUST THIS. MAYBE BECAUSE ITS A TALKING BUTT...

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:37:21 UTC

I'VE BEEN THROUGH A MICROWAVE HALLWAY FOR THE SAKE OF FREEDOM. THIS IS HOW I'M REPAID? ALSO,

I AM A MAN.

wingsdriftaway March 11 2009, 02:39:19 UTC

I'VE KNOWN BETTER MEN WHO DIDN'T FLAUNT THEIR ARSE AROUND.

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:44:32 UTC

I CAN'T HELP IT. I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS FREAKISHLY TIGHT SUIT ON MY OWN. ASK THE GUY THAT SITS ON ME.

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tenth_tuna March 11 2009, 02:41:34 UTC

WHAT JUICE?

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:42:49 UTC

SNAKE'S ASS' MELON JUICE! YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME!

tenth_tuna March 11 2009, 02:50:33 UTC

*STARES*

WHO ARE--WHAT WHAT ARE Y--WHERE IS THIS JUICE FROM?

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 02:59:34 UTC

I AM SOLID SNAKE'S REAR END. I AM IN FACT A PAIR OF SMOOTH TALKING BUTTOCKS. THIS IS FRESH MELON JUICE SQUEEZED BETWIXT MY OWN TWO CHEEKS! HEALTHY AND GOOD FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM! ALSO ALL PROFITS GO TO BENEFITTING

FREEDOM!

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tamagoishi March 11 2009, 03:05:53 UTC

[OMG. GUESS WHO'S BRINGING MELONS!]

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 03:14:23 UTC

*SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GASP*

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

tamagoishi March 11 2009, 03:29:30 UTC

IT MUST HAVE BEEN MY MELON TERRITORY THAT PICKED UP A STAND IN NEED OF MELONS~

pure_snake_ass March 11 2009, 03:40:37 UTC

MY GOOD FRIEND THESE ARE INDEED
MELONS OF JUSTICE.

YOUR CONTRIBUTION WILL TOTTALY GET YOU A TAX WRITE OFF!
HERE, HAVE SOME COMPLIMENTARY MELON JUICE!

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