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[youhavejustlost]

GUESS WHAT!?

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[fuck_its_weegee]

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[youhavejustlost]

YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME!

[fuck_its_weegee]

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[youhavejustlost]

DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.

[mello_fans_suck]

WHY AM I REMINDED OF NEAR?

[youhavejustlost]

NEAR...? ...

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...YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME TWICE.

[mello_fans_suck]

HN. I'LL JUST CALL LIGHT AND GET HIM TO FIX THIS.

[youhavejustlost]

GOOD. THE MORE PEOPLE TO LOSE PLAY, THE BETTER.

[reinensieg]

I'VE PUT LOSING THE GAME BEHIND ME.

[youhavejustlost]

YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING THE GAME. YOU CAN'T STOP. YOU HAVE STILL LOST.

[ttoorrggoo]

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPEN ED TO ME, IT IS TOO UNBELIEVABLE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE. I WAS DRESSING WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PEEPING IN MY WINDOW!

JUST THEN HE KNEW I SAW HIM, SO HE RAN. I GRABBED MY STAFF AND CHASED AFTER HIM LIKE A DEMON OUT OF HELL, WHICH IS REDUNDANT. I CHASED HIM INTO THE DESERT, THEN TRIPPED OVER MY KNEES AND LOST HIM.

LOST A PEEPING TOM, EMBARRASSED MYSELF, I KNEW THE MASTER WOULD NOT APPROVE.

THE SITUATION SEEMED HOPELESS WITH NO HOPE UNTIL I HEARD A SCREAM. I FOLLOWED IT LIKE A DOG. THERE WAS A DOG, THE MASTER'S, THAT HAD BITTEN THE MAN WITH IT'S TEETH AND WAS HOLDING HIM IN HIS MOUTH. I WOBBLED OVER TO HIM WITH MY STAFF AND INTONED THE WILL OG MANOS. I SAID:

"GAME OVER, YOU FEM!" AND DISCOMFORTED HIM WITH MY STAFF. HE STARTED LAUGHING, WHICH CONFUSED AND MADE NO SENSE TO ME. I SMOTE HIM AGAIN AND SPAKE THUS OUTLOUD: "WHAT'S SO FUNNY, YOU JERK?" HE REPLIED TO ANSWER MY QUESTION: "READ THE FIRST LINE OF EVERY PARAGRAPH!" SO I MADE HIM MY UNDEAD BRIDE.

[youhavejustlost]

... YOUR HUMOR IS APPRECIATED, I, THE GAME YOU HAVE LOST, APPROVE.

YOU STILL LOST THE GAME, THOUGH.

[ttoorrggoo]

WAIT, SO WHO WAS GAME?

[pollenzaplass]

 

[youhavejustlost]

NOTHING PERSONAL KID, EVERYONE HAS TO LOSE SOMETIME.

[pollenzaplass]

THAT'S NOT FAIR, NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A GAME!!