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[twoswordsbetter]

[HERE'S LLOYD. LLOYD'S BEEN... UH.. TAKING A REALLY LONG NAP FOR A WHILE AND THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT BEEN AROUND

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[yggy_n_spandex]

THAT'S RIGHT LLOYD. YOU SHOULD DO EVERYTHING RAINE TELLS YOU.

[twoswordsbetter]

[BLINKS OVER.]

....

[AGH, HE KNOWS YOU! DX]

EVEN WHEN IT'S MATH? I HATE MATH.
AND JUST HOW ARE YOU HERE ANYHOW, YGGDRASIL?

[yggy_n_spandex]

WHEN I DIED I ENDED UP HERE IN THIS SPARKLY HELL. THANKS A LOT.

DO YOU MATH HOMEWORK HUMAN.

[twoswordsbetter]

HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I DEFINITELY TOLD YOU YOU COULD COME LIVE IN OUR WORLD AND STUFF. I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU HAD TO DO SOME THING AND DIE OVER IT.

GAAAAAAAH BUT WHY THE MATH?
.... CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME? YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU'RE ALL OLD AND STUFF? YOU KNOW MATH, RIGHT?

[yggy_n_spandex]

I WOULD NEVER LIVE IN A PLACE WITH DISGUSTING HUMANS. THEY CAN'T DANCE. AT ALL. IT'S TERRIBLE.

ALSO, I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE DO MATH FOR ME. LIKE YOUR DADDY.

AND I'M NOT OLD.

[twoswordsbetter]

HEY NOW, HUMANS CAN TOO DANCE. ZELOS IS A GOOD DANCER PARTICULARLY AFTER HE GETS PLASTERED. HE LIKES BRITNEY SPEARS, DID YOU KNOW THAT?.

... KRATOS CAN DO MATH? >:| HE TOLD ME HE COULDN'T!

YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR... WHAT, THOUSANDS OF YEARS? SO HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU NOT OLD?

[yggy_n_spandex]

ZELOS IS...QUITE A DANCER INDEED. I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM THE CHOSEN. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

OH YES, YOUR FATHER DOES MANY THINGS FOR ME.

I LOOK YOUNGER THAN YOU DON'T I? AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. IF YOU DID YOUR MATH HOMEWORK YOU'D KNOW THAT. OR SOMETHING.

[twoswordsbetter]

SEE THAT PROVES MY POINT. I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WANT ABOUT BRITNEY, SO THERE. :P

OK LOOK, I DON'T WANT DETAILS OR ANYTHING. WHAT MY DAD DOES IS HIS BUSINESS AND I REALLY DON'T WANT ANY MENTAL SCARRING FROM ANY OF IT.
I MEAN, MORE THAN I HAVE ALREADY. THANKS.

WHICH FORM ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? BECAUSE YOUR ORIGINAL IS TOTALLY PEDOPHILIAC AND I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD EVEN BE A CONSIDERATION HERE.

[yggy_n_spandex]

HALF-ELVES DO IT BETTER. YGGY LOOOVES BRITNEY <3

I'LL BET YOU INHERITED A GREAT MANY ABILITIES FROM YOUR FATHER. HMM. YES INDEED.

PEDOPHILIA WAS NOT SHUNNED BACK IN MY DAY, IN FACT YOU WOULD MAKE FOR A FINE TROPHY. I'M SURE YOUR FRIEND REGAL WOULD AGREE WITH ME. BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. THE SILKY SMOOTH SKIN OF CHILDHOOD IS WELL WORTH THE ADVANCES OF LECHEROUS HUMANS.

[twoswordsbetter]

SO YOU MEAN RAIN AND GENIS CAN DANCE TOO? :|

.... B| STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. WELL, I CAN DEMON FANG SO..

B| I'M ALMOST 18, THAT ISN'T PEDOPHILIA YOU KNOW.
... WELL, I GUESS TO YOU IT IS. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT AND -- WAIT, SILKY SMOOTH WHAT. [VAGUELY HORRIFIED. D:]

[yggy_n_spandex]

WELL, PERHAPS NOT THEM. THEY'VE HAVEN'T BEEN CONDITIONED IN THE ART OF JAZZERCISE LIKE THE DESIANS HAVE.

AH, YOU ARE SADLY BEING TRUTHFUL. IT WILL BE A SAD DAY, YOUR 18TH.

[twoswordsbetter]

.. WAIT, THE DESIANS JAZZERCISE? OK, NO WONDER THEY ALL BOUNCE AROUND LIKE THAT THEN.

[D:] I'M KIND OF GLAD MYSELF. I NEVER REALIZED YOU... UH.. YOU KNOW. KIDS AND ALL.

[yggy_n_spandex]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M A KID MYSELF. IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.

[twoswordsbetter]

MITHOS, YOU'RE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD. YOU'RE NOT A KID.

.. OR LIKE ANY KID I KNOW ANYHOW. :|