Feb 07, 2004 12:41
Osama Signed On At 5:39AM
OsamaBL: Guess who is back
OsamaBL: Back again
OsamaBL: Bin Laden is back
ElCuco: Hi
OsamaBL: Tell a friend
ElCuco: So wassap? Did you watch the superbowl?
OsamaBL: watch it? Nigga I was THERE
ElCuco: WHAT?
OsamaBL: fourth row! Nobody saw me! They were too busy looking at the Jackson booby!
ElCuco: Oh. My. God.
ElCuco: Well who were you rooting for?
OsamaBL: New England Biatch! Patriots all the way!
ElCuco: Heh, that's ironic that your team is called "The Patriots"
OsamaBL: what is Ironic?
ElCuco: nm. But hey your English skills seem to be improving.
OsamaBL: Thank you! I have been watching the BET Network!
The New York Times reports that the Central Park Zoo in New York features a same-sex couple of penguins. Gay Penguins. Hmm. Well that could open up a whole new debate on homosexuality if it werent for the fact that EVERY FUCKING PENGUIN IN THE WORLD LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. I mean do you think the two penguins KNOW that their partner is a dude?
I think I saw some fruity squirrels getting it on in my backyard. I cant be sure what their genders were but they were both holding their nuts.