Aug 11, 2008 11:25
Hey all, it's been a while...ok a long while. But nothing's really been going on, until like...now, lol
Good news everyone! I have MRSA!
Now if you don't know what that means, please feel free to look for it on google image search...go on....
But really, MRSA stands for Multiple-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus, and it's a staph infection. So, it sucks, and I haven't been to work in almost a week and I don't see the end in sight *sigh*
Oh, and get this, this is the nice part
IT'S ON MY ASS
Ok, more like where my thigh hits my ass, ya know? But I can't sit, walking isn't fun, so I have to like..lounge on my side all damn day, lol or be on my stomach.
And lets make sure the mental picture is complete. The opening to the abscess is the size of a fucking dime. And wanna know what came out of me? Lets just say that if you've ever had to take a Vitamin E pill, its that big.
Oh yeah, also fun, the SECOND antibiotic they put me on cost 150 bucks.....fuck you mrsa, fuck yoooou