Harry Potter Fic: Hogwarts Kitten Nightmare

[coyotesuspect]

Title: Hogwarts Kitten Nightmare
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: James decides to train a kitten circus to impress Evans. Things do not go as planned. MWPP era. Remus/Sirius pre-slash.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: Ridiculous crack.
Word Count: ~2600
Notes: Written for familiardevil as part of our series of World Cup bets. I love you bb. Thanks to cherie_morte and scorpiod1 for the

Comments

[familiardevil]

Can't wait to see the real thing soon.

[coyotesuspect]

So amazing oh my god. My brain can't even handle that it actually exists.

[familiardevil]

Key West bb.

[coyotesuspect]

brb buying plane ticket

[familiardevil]

boo if only

[coyotesuspect]

Your icon reminds me that I need to buy more icon spaces. FAAAAABREEZE.

October bb.

[familiardevil]

FABREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.

No. In October I am coming to YOU. DIFFERENCE.

[coyotesuspect]

And then I am stowing away in your luggage. \o/

[familiardevil]

How will you be able to fit though? I'm only bringing one bag and it'll be full with sex toys ):

[coyotesuspect]

We can give the sex toys to cherie and wutend.

[familiardevil]

They'll just give them to children though uggggh

[coyotesuspect]

The children deserve to know. A VAGINA ABOVE EVERY MANTLE, A PENIS AT EVERY DINING TABLE.

[familiardevil]

I wonder what a shark vagina looks like.

[coyotesuspect]

I don't think they have them? A shark wouldn't need to be inseminated since they don't give live birth?

[familiardevil]

How babby form then?

yeah i know random but hey...

[deathjunke]

shark vagina:


Shark Penises (yes there are two):