You're all class, Frank Miller
Putting the Wonder in Wonder Woman.
Man what?! Hey, Frank, baby, pal, bubbulah. Ahh...never mind. You know what you're doing when you have Wonder Woman calling men sperm banks while focusing on her fuck-me heels and have Plastic Man saying "I'm ready for my punishment, Princess Pea. Shower it on," while he's in the shape of a fire-hydrant.
So, hey, Franky, never mind. You're a fuckwit not worth the spit. Die in a fire.
But DC...hey, DC. Doesn't Warner Brothers have some sort of quality control that prevents any author from severely dicking around with any of the companies major hero properties? Because, seriously. They need to get on the job. Now that Miller's rolling in his own egotistical crapulence, loaded off the likes of whoresville central Sin City and bigoted "Ancient Greeks aren't gay!" 300, he really doesn't give a shit about producing comic books. Or if he does, he doesn't care about making Batman or other supers stories. Seriously, DC. Didn't you yank the rug out of The Boys for crap like that? Except with All-Star Batman...it's not even an homage or parody. It's the actual freakin' characters.
Fer fucks sake. It was even originally getting marketed as a general, all-ages sort of book that you might pick up in a drugstore to begin with. Way to go.
Also, Jim Lee: Oh...come on. You're better than that.
Man what?! Hey, Frank, baby, pal, bubbulah. Ahh...never mind. You know what you're doing when you have Wonder Woman calling men sperm banks while focusing on her fuck-me heels and have Plastic Man saying "I'm ready for my punishment, Princess Pea. Shower it on," while he's in the shape of a fire-hydrant.
So, hey, Franky, never mind. You're a fuckwit not worth the spit. Die in a fire.
But DC...hey, DC. Doesn't Warner Brothers have some sort of quality control that prevents any author from severely dicking around with any of the companies major hero properties? Because, seriously. They need to get on the job. Now that Miller's rolling in his own egotistical crapulence, loaded off the likes of whoresville central Sin City and bigoted "Ancient Greeks aren't gay!" 300, he really doesn't give a shit about producing comic books. Or if he does, he doesn't care about making Batman or other supers stories. Seriously, DC. Didn't you yank the rug out of The Boys for crap like that? Except with All-Star Batman...it's not even an homage or parody. It's the actual freakin' characters.
Fer fucks sake. It was even originally getting marketed as a general, all-ages sort of book that you might pick up in a drugstore to begin with. Way to go.
Also, Jim Lee: Oh...come on. You're better than that.