Follow along, all along...
Leaders walk and answers talk..
Been a while since I took a meme...
These purity tests are getting more sophisticated than the old 100 point tests of 10+ years ago...
Getting much more defined and exacting.. To the point that my usual uder 30% pure score has risen considerably...
Despite my rapacious youthful life...
I do find it amusing that the Fucking Sick section has me at "Normal", considering what I answered yes to...
Suppose I have some catching up to do to get my old scores...
Your
Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Apolitical Single Light Brown-Skinned 22 to 28-Year old Males
(2 total) Dating11.54%27.99%25%Gone steady Self-Lovin'19.7%54.88%23.49%I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you Shamelessness50%74.29%58.07%Puts 'em on the glass Sex Drive33.33%71.29%54.76%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! Straightness3.7%29.7%9.26%Knows the other body type like a map Gayness96.3%73.2%98.15%Repressed, are we? Dominant70%82.94%85%Not afraid to tie the knot Submissive82.54%82.85%88.1%Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick80.61%87.1%87.76%Refreshingly normal Total Score54.94%69.08%63.21%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up! (By
The Ferrett)