Carroll College Wisdom
So I know that you are all just dying to know if I am adjusting normally to college life.
This weekend was...well...it had its moments.
Friday, me, Tina (Crystine), Cat MEOW (Caitlin), Sushi Ben, Kimmy, Cooperation Crister, Nichole, Derlict, and Nick drank some 40's of Old Enlgish. Drunk dorm storming and such. I threw up while talking to James on the phone. He said it sounded like running water. Tina had some interesting offers that I still can't believe she passed up, and I passed out in the middle of a conversation.
Caitilin, where are you going to throw up?
IN THE GARBAGE!
Saturday was a pretty ho-hum day. Brunch on the weekends is ususally pretty fun at the Rot because everyone has drunken horrow stories. That night at 10:30, Caitiling and I decided we were tried of sitting around the dorm so we drove to Missoula to meet some of her homies from home. By the time we got there 88.76% of the town was hammered so we just went down to the river with some hipppies and smoked a little. I could barely walk back to where I parked from exhaustion, so I was like "Fuck it, I am sleeping in the car." We ended up sleeping in some guys dorm room for a few hours and then running home ASAP in the morning. That drive was like a damn 113 mile walk of shame. Oh well...worth it for the adventure? We did have some fun durning the traveling to and fro.
Sunday, we just studied all day and then that night me, Cat MEOW, PJ, Brahms and Paul YANK took a walk to the landfill for a little outdoor recreation. Then we had a little heart-to-heart in Pauls room after my daily chat with Jamesey.
Tuesday Cat MEOW's man from home came and so I was very pleased to finally meet him. That night I finished a 40 for Derlict (as a personal favor), did some hardcore dorm storming.
Yesterday Tina, Cat MEOW, and I saw a skullet at Wal-Mart. That night we got abducted my Mikie Wells and taken to a party (Wasted Wednesday) and made it back to the dorm before 1. I was in the 3rd floor guys side after 1 (which is cause to get written up) and made the decision to run away from a CA...not a good life decision becuase I am not very good at being stealthy. So he ended up catching me but sent me back to the dorm without getting in big trouble...SWEET. Quote of the night happened after Cat and I watched Tina pass out after throwing up more than anyone had ever thrown up before. She looks at me and says, "Beer before liquour, you're in the clear." So I look at her and I'm like "That doesn't rhyme at all! I think its the other way around...I think she's never been sicker."
This weekend was...well...it had its moments.
Friday, me, Tina (Crystine), Cat MEOW (Caitlin), Sushi Ben, Kimmy, Cooperation Crister, Nichole, Derlict, and Nick drank some 40's of Old Enlgish. Drunk dorm storming and such. I threw up while talking to James on the phone. He said it sounded like running water. Tina had some interesting offers that I still can't believe she passed up, and I passed out in the middle of a conversation.
Caitilin, where are you going to throw up?
IN THE GARBAGE!
Saturday was a pretty ho-hum day. Brunch on the weekends is ususally pretty fun at the Rot because everyone has drunken horrow stories. That night at 10:30, Caitiling and I decided we were tried of sitting around the dorm so we drove to Missoula to meet some of her homies from home. By the time we got there 88.76% of the town was hammered so we just went down to the river with some hipppies and smoked a little. I could barely walk back to where I parked from exhaustion, so I was like "Fuck it, I am sleeping in the car." We ended up sleeping in some guys dorm room for a few hours and then running home ASAP in the morning. That drive was like a damn 113 mile walk of shame. Oh well...worth it for the adventure? We did have some fun durning the traveling to and fro.
Sunday, we just studied all day and then that night me, Cat MEOW, PJ, Brahms and Paul YANK took a walk to the landfill for a little outdoor recreation. Then we had a little heart-to-heart in Pauls room after my daily chat with Jamesey.
Tuesday Cat MEOW's man from home came and so I was very pleased to finally meet him. That night I finished a 40 for Derlict (as a personal favor), did some hardcore dorm storming.
Yesterday Tina, Cat MEOW, and I saw a skullet at Wal-Mart. That night we got abducted my Mikie Wells and taken to a party (Wasted Wednesday) and made it back to the dorm before 1. I was in the 3rd floor guys side after 1 (which is cause to get written up) and made the decision to run away from a CA...not a good life decision becuase I am not very good at being stealthy. So he ended up catching me but sent me back to the dorm without getting in big trouble...SWEET. Quote of the night happened after Cat and I watched Tina pass out after throwing up more than anyone had ever thrown up before. She looks at me and says, "Beer before liquour, you're in the clear." So I look at her and I'm like "That doesn't rhyme at all! I think its the other way around...I think she's never been sicker."