Apr 02, 2007 15:02
kiba, the very big puppy, isn't the brightest star in the sky. he likes to put everything in his mouth, and i do mean _everything_.
huskies are also notorious for being diggers. mine have uncovered a small army rocks in my backyard. kiba is, apparently, a fan of the art of feng shui and has taken it upon himself to rearrange said rocks into a much more pleasing and energy friendly setting. go figure.
the other day, he bolted into the house still carrying a rock in his mouth. as i'm chasing him down to try to pry the thing out of his mouth so he doesn't attempt to bury it in the _carpet_, he suddenly stops, tilts his head backward so he's looking straight up at the ceiling and sorta shakes his head. from where i stood, it looked like he was trying to force the rock down his throat. D:
then the other night... -_- kiba, protector of the house from tiny objects, pounced on something on the floor and ran off with that "hee hee, i have something in my mouth and you can't catch me" look in his mouth. things proceeded as such:
kiba: teehee~ i run away and you too slow.
me: argh!! get back here! *chases*
kiba: *cornered* *cute puppy look* you loves me too much, you can't take away mah foodz!
me: aha! gimme that! *pries his mouth open
kiba: ONOZ!!!
*SPIDER JUMPS OUT OF HIS MOUTH*
me: AGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_X
kiba: miiiiiiiiiine!!! *pounce*
spider: Y HALO THAR
me: *tackles kiba* GAH! noooo! stop it! what's WRONG WITH YOU? I FEED YOU DAMMIT. QUIT EATING WEIRD THINGS!!!
kiba: *whines* noooooooooooo!!!11one!!! mah dinner!!!
spider: i'm outta here. *skitters off*
me: DX
kiba: DX
kaia: losers. -_- going back to sleep now.
>.> clearly, i'm not that alpha in my household. le sigh. D:
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