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Taylor friggin' Hicks won American Idol...I am shocked...oh well, whatever...I am at school right now...I am a few hours away from taking my last final exam before earning my MA...I am furiously trying to come up with a good way to sabotage everything so that I can stay here for another year...I have my cap and gown in my possession, as well as a copy of the yearbook and tickets so that my guests can get into MSG for the ceremony...I don't want any of it...I want to leave all my shit on the train on my way home so that I can have a semi-good excuse for not showing up for graduation...I want to completely forget how to score the Rorschach so that I can flunk my final and be forced against my will to live at home with my mom forever and spend my days sleeping, watching horror movies, and eating ice cream...I want to suffocate on the lung butter collecting in my throat and not have to worry about being a responsible adult and actually doing something with my life...I want someone to pay me $120,000 a year to shop and watch Dr. Phil...is that really too much to ask? My doggie is not doing a whole lot better...she's still very wobbly and not walking very well, and she hasn't been eating much...poor thing...I want my pooch to feel better...I need her around for another 20 years...*sigh*...I want to go to the beach really badly...I also want to lose weight really badly...I haven't been following my WW as well as I should be but I figured with finals and stuff, I have enough to think about without counting points...after tonight I can get back into it...okay, gonna go do some more school crap.