chortle, if you will
funny joke of the day -
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm and looks at his wife. He says "honey, this is the pig I sleep with on the nights you don't put out."
The wife then replies "excuse me, idiot. That's a sheep under your arm."
He looks at her and says back "excuse me, idiot. I believe I was talking to the sheep."
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm and looks at his wife. He says "honey, this is the pig I sleep with on the nights you don't put out."
The wife then replies "excuse me, idiot. That's a sheep under your arm."
He looks at her and says back "excuse me, idiot. I believe I was talking to the sheep."