Nov 01, 2005 12:47
youll never believe what happened saturday night when i went to salem..
i went with mike, derek, scarppa, and this girl josey...
so we all get fucking smashed, me the most..im so drunk i dont know my own name... the first bad thing that happened was mike and scarppa started with these two guys for nothing... scarppa was about to bottle one of them.. so i had to get in front of him and hold him back bc everyone else was just gonna let him fight... but that got resolved and we moved on... then mike is so shitfaced he falls over onto the ground and the police come over and PC him bc hes too fucking drunk to be walkin around salem... so he gives scarppa his car keys bc we took his car and scarppa goes to get the car while i sit at the hess gas station and puke my brains out for like an hour... so he finally shows up with the car and me derek and josey get in and im pukin all over the back seat.. so theyre tryin to get me home bc i need to go to bed or im gonna die and josey, who was there with scarppa, starts makin out with derek.. so scarppa pulls the car over and tries to drag derek out the car and josey jumps in the drivers seat and takes off... and im passed out in the back so i didnt even notice till like a half hour later.. so i call my mommy and we have her pick me up bc josey is shitfaced and i didnt wanna die... and they say theyre gonna go back to salem and get mike outta PC...so i come home and like 2 seconds later scarppa shows up.. he had walked to my house from salem where josey left him.. so we pass out and i woke up at like 7 sunday morning and check my phone and mike had never called me and when i called him his phone was off so i knew they hadnt got him out.. so im callin derek off the hook to see where mikes car is and hes not answering. so me and scarppa go to salem and get mike outta the police station and tell him the bad news... that derek and josey pretty much stole his car.. so then derek calls us back and tells me that josey was smashed and ran up a curb and blew out the tire so he go out and left her in salem and walked home.. he tells us where the car was when they blew out the tire and we go there... and its not there.. so we call all the towing places and see if it got towed and they say no, we call the police station to see if it got towed and they say no.. so this bitch has mikes car and we cant find her.. so we decide we gotta report the car stolen and we go back to the police station and try, but we cant bc the cars not registered...
but FINALLY joesy calls us and we get the car back..
yea i got tired of writing so i kinda summarized there...
yea saturday sucked ass for everyone but me... i was shitfaced, i dont remember a thing..