i don't want to study.
the crinkle resounded in my ears. the pungent perfume of freshly printed paper wafted up and into my nose. i had forgotten how much i love reading. what a rush; my senses on full alert, diluted with euphoric tune i recognized being pumped throughout the stor. sitting by the window, the sunlight illuminates the pages in all their photographic and linguistic marvel. a soft warmth cascading on my back and an icy blended frappucino by my side; beads of condensation beginning to pool on the wooden bench. i can feel the gentle curl of my lips as i begin to smile, enjoying that one perfect moment. i take a look around me, hoping to see an excuse to take out my camera...
that's when i saw him. he was elderly to put it nicely. his lips were spread revealing yellow, crooked teeth and his mouth was contorted into a disfigured, jovial smile. i paused, wondering why this elderly man was smiling and ruining my moment. i notice that he's pushing his magazine in my face, confused and disturbed, i'm taken aback. curious, my gaze follows his thick, crooked claw. i smile politely, stand up, and walk away. it was a picture of a mostly nude rose mcgowan. old men are gross.
taken from frenemy
- Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.
- Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.
- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).
24 (oh.so.good.)
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
ALF (alien life form!!)
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.
America's Next Top Model/Germany's Next Top Model/Canada's Next Top Model
Angel
Are You Afraid of the Dark? (go young elisha cuthbert!)
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hills 90210
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Public
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Clarissa Explains It All
Clone High
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Daria
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek (i was so confused. joey's a girl right?)
Dead Like Me
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg (i was so bored, you have no idea)
Different Strokes
Doctor Who (2005)
Dragnet
Due South (my mom had a crush on him)
Earth 2
Emergency!
Entourage
ER (it's like the oldest show ever but i only watch a few episodes starting recently...)
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy (i stopped watching when it came back, it got old)
Family Ties
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity (i used to have a crush on her. i was like 12)
Firefly (too bad it only lasted one season)
Flash Forward
Frasier (i'm too dumb to laugh at the jokes)
Friends
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Green Wing
Grey's Anatomy (i don't know why i love this show...)
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Hannah Montana
Happy Days (it's the only good show on the christian television station)
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement (apparently this short kid named JTT was the king of everything in elementary school...)
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy (tvtropolis rocks)
Instant Star
Inuyasha
Invader Zim
Invasion (apparently i'm the only person on earth that likes this show)
Hell's Kitchen
JAG (so boring)
Jackass
Joey (a decent spinoff)
John Doe (i honestly can't tell you why i watched this show...)
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Life As We Know It
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (my mom loved dean cain)
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married... With Children (i heart christina applegate)
Melrose Place (heather locklear still looks the same)
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life as a Dog
My Super Sweet 16
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
NCIS
Newsradio
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Phil of the Future
Pokemon
Power Rangers (you all watched it, don't lie)
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US) (hal sparks, let's get married.)
Queer as Folk (British)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne (i don't know why i tortured myself...)
Roswell
Salute Your Shorts
Saved by the Bell (oh kelly kapowski...)
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld (only because it's on all the freaking time on TBS)
Sex and the City (why do girls force me to watch this?)
Six Feet Under
Sliders
Slings and Arrows
Smallville (so. awesome. screw brandon routh)
So Weird
South Park
Spaced
Spin City
Spongebob Squarepants (stupid kids...)
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70's Show (it's almost the only thing on late-night)
That's So Raven
The 4400 (i love USA network for this show alone)
The Addams Family
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Mighty Boosh
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Mythbusters (i love being a nerd)
The O.C. (stopped watching season 3 because it was so lame)
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three's Company
Top Gear (the cinematography is so amazing)
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Two and A Half Men
Veronica Mars
What I Like About You (jennie garth is still hot)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
WKRP in Cincinnati
that's when i saw him. he was elderly to put it nicely. his lips were spread revealing yellow, crooked teeth and his mouth was contorted into a disfigured, jovial smile. i paused, wondering why this elderly man was smiling and ruining my moment. i notice that he's pushing his magazine in my face, confused and disturbed, i'm taken aback. curious, my gaze follows his thick, crooked claw. i smile politely, stand up, and walk away. it was a picture of a mostly nude rose mcgowan. old men are gross.
taken from frenemy
- Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.
- Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.
- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).
24 (oh.so.good.)
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
ALF (alien life form!!)
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.
America's Next Top Model/Germany's Next Top Model/Canada's Next Top Model
Angel
Are You Afraid of the Dark? (go young elisha cuthbert!)
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hills 90210
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Public
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Clarissa Explains It All
Clone High
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Daria
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek (i was so confused. joey's a girl right?)
Dead Like Me
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg (i was so bored, you have no idea)
Different Strokes
Doctor Who (2005)
Dragnet
Due South (my mom had a crush on him)
Earth 2
Emergency!
Entourage
ER (it's like the oldest show ever but i only watch a few episodes starting recently...)
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy (i stopped watching when it came back, it got old)
Family Ties
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity (i used to have a crush on her. i was like 12)
Firefly (too bad it only lasted one season)
Flash Forward
Frasier (i'm too dumb to laugh at the jokes)
Friends
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Green Wing
Grey's Anatomy (i don't know why i love this show...)
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Hannah Montana
Happy Days (it's the only good show on the christian television station)
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement (apparently this short kid named JTT was the king of everything in elementary school...)
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy (tvtropolis rocks)
Instant Star
Inuyasha
Invader Zim
Invasion (apparently i'm the only person on earth that likes this show)
Hell's Kitchen
JAG (so boring)
Jackass
Joey (a decent spinoff)
John Doe (i honestly can't tell you why i watched this show...)
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Life As We Know It
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (my mom loved dean cain)
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married... With Children (i heart christina applegate)
Melrose Place (heather locklear still looks the same)
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life as a Dog
My Super Sweet 16
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
NCIS
Newsradio
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Phil of the Future
Pokemon
Power Rangers (you all watched it, don't lie)
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US) (hal sparks, let's get married.)
Queer as Folk (British)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne (i don't know why i tortured myself...)
Roswell
Salute Your Shorts
Saved by the Bell (oh kelly kapowski...)
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld (only because it's on all the freaking time on TBS)
Sex and the City (why do girls force me to watch this?)
Six Feet Under
Sliders
Slings and Arrows
Smallville (so. awesome. screw brandon routh)
So Weird
South Park
Spaced
Spin City
Spongebob Squarepants (stupid kids...)
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70's Show (it's almost the only thing on late-night)
That's So Raven
The 4400 (i love USA network for this show alone)
The Addams Family
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Mighty Boosh
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Mythbusters (i love being a nerd)
The O.C. (stopped watching season 3 because it was so lame)
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three's Company
Top Gear (the cinematography is so amazing)
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Two and A Half Men
Veronica Mars
What I Like About You (jennie garth is still hot)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
WKRP in Cincinnati