best. phone. call. evAr.
ok i just received the best ever phone call. i'm guessing it was supposed to be a prank call because, well, i'm not that lucky.
so i'm sitting around watching tv with 2 of my roommates when i my cell phone starts flashing and making noise. "private caller" it says. i get free evenings, i think to myself, why not answer it? so i do. and the awesomeness commences.
right out of the gate, i hear moaning. then a girl's voice, a faint whisper, barely audible. more moaning now. then i realize what's really going on. this girl was "masturbating" and talking dirty to me. real dirty (don't worry, in the interest of you readers, i'll spare you the details. but they are available by personal request). so i did what came natural. i put her on speakerphone so my roommates can hear and we all talk to her and try to figure out who it was. at first i thought she was faking, and so i played along. but as time went on, i started to think that maybe she was actually "masturbating" despite the prankness of the call. i mean she was on her 3rd orgasm. i'm still debating the authenticity to this minute.
anyways, this free phone sex goes on for about 20 minutes. she's unfazed by our questions or even the fact that there were other people listening. in fact, she wanted some DP action. after a total of 25 minutes, she left without so much as a "thank you" or "goodnight".
then my roommate got the idea that i should call regional police and see if i could get a number or name. *67 wouldn't have worked because she blocked her number. well i was outnumbered 2:1 so i called but struck out on both counts.
i'm thinking i know this person. either first degree or second. she may even be a tertiary friend. but i'm thinking i know her somehow because my number isn't exactly "probable" if she was dialing randomly. 647-300-5464? hardly random. although i don't know any girls that would do this sort of thing.
hopefully this mystery girl won't haunt me forever...
so i'm sitting around watching tv with 2 of my roommates when i my cell phone starts flashing and making noise. "private caller" it says. i get free evenings, i think to myself, why not answer it? so i do. and the awesomeness commences.
right out of the gate, i hear moaning. then a girl's voice, a faint whisper, barely audible. more moaning now. then i realize what's really going on. this girl was "masturbating" and talking dirty to me. real dirty (don't worry, in the interest of you readers, i'll spare you the details. but they are available by personal request). so i did what came natural. i put her on speakerphone so my roommates can hear and we all talk to her and try to figure out who it was. at first i thought she was faking, and so i played along. but as time went on, i started to think that maybe she was actually "masturbating" despite the prankness of the call. i mean she was on her 3rd orgasm. i'm still debating the authenticity to this minute.
anyways, this free phone sex goes on for about 20 minutes. she's unfazed by our questions or even the fact that there were other people listening. in fact, she wanted some DP action. after a total of 25 minutes, she left without so much as a "thank you" or "goodnight".
then my roommate got the idea that i should call regional police and see if i could get a number or name. *67 wouldn't have worked because she blocked her number. well i was outnumbered 2:1 so i called but struck out on both counts.
i'm thinking i know this person. either first degree or second. she may even be a tertiary friend. but i'm thinking i know her somehow because my number isn't exactly "probable" if she was dialing randomly. 647-300-5464? hardly random. although i don't know any girls that would do this sort of thing.
hopefully this mystery girl won't haunt me forever...