lol
a guy and a girl were speeding over 100 mph down the road on a motherfucking motorcycle. and now, here's some magic dialogue!
Girl: Slow down! I'm so scared!
Guy: I know what I'm doing, shut your ho mouth.
Girl: No you don't! Slow down!
Guy: Tell me you'll blow me.
Girl: Ok, ok, I'll give you a blowjob.
Guy: Awesome! Climb up in front of me and suck it now or I'll go even faster!
Girl: Ahhhhhh! Fine!
Guy: Oh, and put this helmet on and drop the visor over your ugly eyes so I don't have to look at something that ogrish.
Girl: You are so mean! Fine!
(in the paper the next day)
Two people died hilariously in a high-speed motorcycle accident when they ran into a semi and a 23-year-old Tulsa woman choked on a 24 year old Broken Arrow man's erect penis. The force of the wreck severed both the man's genitals and the woman's head.
the truth of the story was that the man really wanted road head but didn't want to look at his ugly girlfriend so he killed both of them and emo love is hilarious and awkward and involves severed dicks
if you are at least as desperate as this guy post a comment on this entry
Girl: Slow down! I'm so scared!
Guy: I know what I'm doing, shut your ho mouth.
Girl: No you don't! Slow down!
Guy: Tell me you'll blow me.
Girl: Ok, ok, I'll give you a blowjob.
Guy: Awesome! Climb up in front of me and suck it now or I'll go even faster!
Girl: Ahhhhhh! Fine!
Guy: Oh, and put this helmet on and drop the visor over your ugly eyes so I don't have to look at something that ogrish.
Girl: You are so mean! Fine!
(in the paper the next day)
Two people died hilariously in a high-speed motorcycle accident when they ran into a semi and a 23-year-old Tulsa woman choked on a 24 year old Broken Arrow man's erect penis. The force of the wreck severed both the man's genitals and the woman's head.
the truth of the story was that the man really wanted road head but didn't want to look at his ugly girlfriend so he killed both of them and emo love is hilarious and awkward and involves severed dicks
if you are at least as desperate as this guy post a comment on this entry