McUpdate
So tonight the McDonalds in MoVal continued it's grand re-opening. To celebrate they had 99 cent big macs and I ordered five (5) of them. Now before you get all grossed out I will say that I only at two (3) of them. After the second (3rd) one I was feeling full. I showed all the classic signs of eat at the Golden Arches. I had the McGiggles due to all the sugar in the food. I had McShortness of breath, McHeadache and pretty soon I'll be taking a McDump. After eating the three Big Macs I felt gross and satisfied at the same time- McHeaven. Man... I've had my fill of McDonalds for the rest of the year. Good thing the years only got three weeks left.