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Aug 09, 2005 14:46

I had this dream last night that most of the population died from syphilis. I rememeber there being stacks and stacks of human skeletons all dressed in these old pink grandma nightgowns. It was pretty eerie. I also remember that I was really scared because all the factories were shut down and stuff so nothing was being produced and things just as electricity and water would soon follow. Then all these people that I knew started calling me and coming over to my house saying that we need to stick together in order to survive and that we need to move to a place closer to water. I remember not wanting to do that and rejecting them one by one from my bedroom window because all I wanted to do was play Starcraft online all day with the few people still alive and just as nerdy as me when it comes to online gaming.

Lesson to be learned here:
-Don't watch the History Channel right before you go to sleep unless it's some show like Modern Marvels or how people survived through the Great Depression.
-If you have nothing to do during the summer don't spend most of your time playing Starcraft or any other real-time online strategy game.
-Grandma nighties are not that sexy on skeletons.

In other news last night my family went to Buca de Beppo last night and after too many drinks my aunt said the funniest things in Indonesian and a few times she almost fell asleep on my cousins shoulder. That was funny.
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