Aug 05, 2005 02:07
So I am working at veterinary clinic these days. Not sure how much I'm being paid, but possibly something like 8 to 11 dollars an hour.
Working at a vet must sure sound fun and cute to you little girls out there. "LOL OH I LOVE THESE BOOBSY WOOBSY WITTLE ANIMWALS I SHALL LOVE YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU AND"--cut off is here.
Tip for champs. The only way you're going to enjoy working at a vet is if you hate animals. Hate them to death. Hate them enough to not mind their blood on your hands. Hate them enough to---anyway here's my short story.
Today started off with the doctor euthanizing a dog and then a couple hours later (see, the dog was left dead on the table in that room. I was seriously hoping some walk-in client would accidentally step into that room) me and another person carry it off to the freezer. It was morbidly funny because when we first lifted the dog off the table, it started sliding out of the animal carcass bag and onto the floor. I was laughing. Oh, how delightful it was.
And then I wash and sterilize tools that the doctor just spayed and/or neutered a few cats with after failing to crack off the teeth of a 100 pound black lab in order for the doctor to pull them out.
Just in case this post sounded a little sarcastic, I'd like to clarify my feelings about working at a place like this.
I am thoroughly enjoying it.
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Sincerely, your loving, working,
Cowface