sittin on a night train, chewin on a jelly roll
i was violently assaulted by a bee today.
i was walking my dog in this field near to my mom's house. it's a very grassy sort of affair being a field and all. so i was walking down the path when suddenly i hear buzzing really close to my ear. i don't know about anybody else, but i FREAKIN HATE IT when a bug buzzes right by my ear, it's so loud it sends chills down my back. anyways, i brushed it away and skipped ahead to where Molson was smelling something (likely something perverse or garbage like). SO i was standing there in all natures embrace when suddenly the buzzing returns. GWAH, i tried to swat it away thinking it was a West Nile needle (a.k.a mosquito)but the damn thing wouldn’t leave me alone. i finally got a look at it and realized it was a bee. soooo, i figured i need to get the hell out of there to avoid being stung. so i tried and get Molson’s leash back on explaining to him that the situation is very dire and we must move swiftly. HE COMPLETELY IGNORED ME TO SMELL SOME SHRUB. I swear to freakin gawd if there was a knife wielding rapist after me that dog would continue to smell shrubs. YEAH, so the bee was still furiously buzzing around me as i tried to get the dogs leash on. IT MEANT SERIOUS BUSINESS THIS BEE you have to understand. sooo, i took off running down the path waving my arms franticly, trying to loose the little cockmunch. HOLY CRAP, it kept up with me and i was running fast. i did eventually loose it, but i had bravely left Molson back along the path(whatever, he was not being a team player). sooo, i waited for Molson to come down the path because i didn't want to go back to the bee's turf and risk a further assault. Molson is severely retarded, so he didn't come and i had to go back down the path and go get him. i got Molson and ran quickly down the path. i got to the end just where the field ends and the road beings and i hear it. THE BUZZING. I COMPLETELY FLIPPED OUT and tried and run with the dog down the road. Molson being a gallant gent refused to move and the collar popped off his head. the bee was chasing me and i was fleeing, once again. i ran out on to the road screaming profanities and waving my arms around, running in circles. IT would NOT leave me alone. i ran back, got Molson and finally escaped down the road.
T_T
WHAT THE HELL
i don't know what i did to piss this bee off.
or perhaps it was an arch rival in a past lifetime.
and there is the fact that i was picking flowers in the field, so maybe it thought i was a giant flower. BUT REALLY, what kind of flower starts wiggling, screaming and trying to bludgeon the bee to death. TAKE A HINT BEE. IM NOT A FLOWER JERK. PISS OFF. i'm not a freaking flower playing hard to get. fucking asshole.
besides that, i saw the Superman movie. it was pretty good.
ahhh, what else.
i'm trying to decide about college. it's a bit tough.
annnd
what.
i'm sad
i'm lonely
i feel ugly.
but what else is new.
:D
i was walking my dog in this field near to my mom's house. it's a very grassy sort of affair being a field and all. so i was walking down the path when suddenly i hear buzzing really close to my ear. i don't know about anybody else, but i FREAKIN HATE IT when a bug buzzes right by my ear, it's so loud it sends chills down my back. anyways, i brushed it away and skipped ahead to where Molson was smelling something (likely something perverse or garbage like). SO i was standing there in all natures embrace when suddenly the buzzing returns. GWAH, i tried to swat it away thinking it was a West Nile needle (a.k.a mosquito)but the damn thing wouldn’t leave me alone. i finally got a look at it and realized it was a bee. soooo, i figured i need to get the hell out of there to avoid being stung. so i tried and get Molson’s leash back on explaining to him that the situation is very dire and we must move swiftly. HE COMPLETELY IGNORED ME TO SMELL SOME SHRUB. I swear to freakin gawd if there was a knife wielding rapist after me that dog would continue to smell shrubs. YEAH, so the bee was still furiously buzzing around me as i tried to get the dogs leash on. IT MEANT SERIOUS BUSINESS THIS BEE you have to understand. sooo, i took off running down the path waving my arms franticly, trying to loose the little cockmunch. HOLY CRAP, it kept up with me and i was running fast. i did eventually loose it, but i had bravely left Molson back along the path(whatever, he was not being a team player). sooo, i waited for Molson to come down the path because i didn't want to go back to the bee's turf and risk a further assault. Molson is severely retarded, so he didn't come and i had to go back down the path and go get him. i got Molson and ran quickly down the path. i got to the end just where the field ends and the road beings and i hear it. THE BUZZING. I COMPLETELY FLIPPED OUT and tried and run with the dog down the road. Molson being a gallant gent refused to move and the collar popped off his head. the bee was chasing me and i was fleeing, once again. i ran out on to the road screaming profanities and waving my arms around, running in circles. IT would NOT leave me alone. i ran back, got Molson and finally escaped down the road.
T_T
WHAT THE HELL
i don't know what i did to piss this bee off.
or perhaps it was an arch rival in a past lifetime.
and there is the fact that i was picking flowers in the field, so maybe it thought i was a giant flower. BUT REALLY, what kind of flower starts wiggling, screaming and trying to bludgeon the bee to death. TAKE A HINT BEE. IM NOT A FLOWER JERK. PISS OFF. i'm not a freaking flower playing hard to get. fucking asshole.
besides that, i saw the Superman movie. it was pretty good.
ahhh, what else.
i'm trying to decide about college. it's a bit tough.
annnd
what.
i'm sad
i'm lonely
i feel ugly.
but what else is new.
:D