Jul 30, 2008 13:49
Nintendo has basically shat all over their old userbase. They even went as far as to openly mock the white male teens - twenties audience - that's you, faggots - in a few of their press events, before showing montages of multi-cultural couples playing brain training.
Zelda is now being marketed towards twelve year old girls. Mario is never going to be seen again in a 3d platformer. SSBB sucks shit. And since Nintendo doesn't make more than one of those games a console, and since Nintendo is moving away from everything that people ever liked about those games, they have now been as good as they will ever be.
Sure, Nintendo is making it seem like they're not abandoning the common nintenfag completely. But in the end they're going to realise that it's a lot more effort to make Metroid than it is to make Nintendogs Minigame Party Time 4, and that the people who are going to buy Metroid are a minority of nerds with no friends, while Nintendogs fans number literally billions, will pay more money for a worse game, and get all their 12 year old female friends to buy it too.
So it's sickening really that people are brainwashed to such a degree that they still like Nintendo. Guess what? Nintendo don't want you any more. Nintendo are actually trying to lose the nintenfag audience because they are a fucking blight on their new fresh hip console. That's why they're not giving you Mother 3, retards. That and the fact that the team who could be working on translating a shitty JRPG that everyone who wants to play it has already pirated from the internet could make far more money in less time by making the next Mario Party.
Nintendo as we know it is over. Just think about this for a moment. They will never make another Zelda to compare with OoT or MM. They will always throw in some shitty gimmick, bad graphics, oversimplified controls, etc. so that your ninety year old blind grandmother doesn't get lost in the Deku Cupboard. Same goes for every Nintendo franchise.
Nintendo has grown above their own fans, and is leaving them in the dark. All that's left is to shake off the last few clinging, rabid, crying nintenfags and crush them into the dust. You just aren't worth making games for now.