First Voyage | Accidental Video

[cowboyvision]

[There is one very naked dreadlocked man, clad in nothing save silly purple sunglasses, boots, and a cowboy hat, in the forest. The camera stops short of making the view NSFW but dips disturbingly low along his hips every now and then.The view is really not unpleasant. After a moment or so of disoriented waking, he stumbles to his feet and

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[tetsu_puppy]

Wh-wh-wh...

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[tetsu_puppy]

WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!?!?!?!

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[cowboyvision]

IRON BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

[voice]

[tetsu_puppy]

Uh.. yeah....

What are you doing here and why are you naked?

[Video]

[cowboyvision]

I have no idea!

It's great to see you again, kid, but what are you doing in this box?

[voice]

[tetsu_puppy]

Well put some clothes on already! I don't think the rest of the population wants to see.... that.

I'm not in a box. I'm in a tent. I'm just speaking throught the box thing.

[Video]

[cowboyvision]

I'd like to! It's cold out here.

And assuming I'm not just fantastically drunk and what the guy with the perm says is true... huh.

[voice]

[tetsu_puppy]

Look around. There might be a tree somewhere with pants growing on it.

[Video]

[cowboyvision]

Hmm...

[He wanders off camera to the right whistling to himself. After a while there's a distant sounding shout of discovery.]

There you are!