18th Shot // Action

[cowboykinneas]

[After returning from a mallynapping like his, Irvine would normally pick this time to contact his friends to tell them he's back, or something along those lines. Only there's a huge problem with doing that right now, and that problem is going to rise right now while Irvine is trying to get through the village as quietly as possible.

He had a

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[neverplaysfair]

[ Have a wolf whistle. In the name of irony, of course. ]

[cowboykinneas]

[Stare.] Glad you're enjoying the show.

[neverplaysfair]

Well, someone has to, since the one giving it doesn't seem too happy.

[cowboykinneas]

It's not all that voluntary. Mind helping me out?

[neverplaysfair]

I suppose I don't... [ And Joshua starts unbuttoning his own shirt. ]

[cowboykinneas]

[Waving his free hand in the air.] No, no, not like that!

[neverplaysfair]

[ A pause. ] Well, they might be a bit small for you...

[ Then he rebuttons his shirt and goes for his pants instead. ]

[cowboykinneas]

[You are a terrible person.] Not like that either! I don't want your clothes.

[neverplaysfair]

[ So he is 8D ]

Are they not good enough for you?

[cowboykinneas]

[Normally, Irvine would get dragged into this and protest. But he's naked.]

Sure. Let's go with that.

[neverplaysfair]

[ /KICKED PUPPY LOOK ]

Oh, I see. Well, what sort of help, then?

[cowboykinneas]

[He must resist feeling like a jerk for the greater good of clothing.]

Getting some new clothes would be a huge help.

[neverplaysfair]

And you can't do that alone?

[cowboykinneas]

More people might start stopping me like you did, and it'd start to take forever.

[neverplaysfair]

Ah, so you want someone to act as a distraction?

[cowboykinneas]

I wouldn't put it like that, but... it's not a bad idea!