(no subject)
[Eggo is lying on the floor somewhere in the castle with a book. A glance reveals that it's - what else - House of Leaves. Another glance reveals that she's on the bit where Holloway gets nommed like the cake he is, god Eggo how slow can you read. She's clearly been there for quite a while and hasn't noticed how dark it's gotten.]
[What will you do?
> Poke her
> Startle her
> Scare the everloving fuck out of her]
[What will you do?
> Poke her
> Startle her
> Scare the everloving fuck out of her]