[ACTION] oh wait before I go to bed....atrumcanisAugust 19 2011, 07:36:02 UTC
[Wherever Jack is in the firehouse... whatever time of day... whatever he's doing, none of this matters. This is a matter above logistics and logic in general.
Whenever, wherever, whatever: Sirius jumps out behind him, suddenly, and without warning. Maybe Jack heard him coming. Maybe Jack expected this, anticipating that this would happen again--because of course this isn't the first incident. Nevertheless, Sirius jumps out at him.]
[Dramatically he falls back, lying sprawled on the kitchen floor. He is the very image of a dead man-- even though his face is a bit scrunched up with disgust as Yorick licks at him.]
Whenever, wherever, whatever: Sirius jumps out behind him, suddenly, and without warning. Maybe Jack heard him coming. Maybe Jack expected this, anticipating that this would happen again--because of course this isn't the first incident. Nevertheless, Sirius jumps out at him.]
Jack! What day is it!
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No.
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Jack.
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Say it again.
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Oi, Jack, what day is today!
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[MAN WHAT ENTHUSIASM.]
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GARBAGE DAY?!
[And he has a cheap little dollar store squirt gun, and he levels it at Jack, waiting for the reaction--]
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[He grins, but holds up his hands, stumbling backwards.]
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[He fires the water pistol at Jack, triumphantly. The arch of water is minimal at best, but Jack might get a few drops on his shirtfront.]
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