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[cowardly_hero]

I think it's about time we kicked that good for nothin' outta office. You know, that stand in mayor that's apparently been office since Oturo turned heel n' left? They don't seem to be doing anything. No public appearances; speeches, monuments, ribbon cuttings... Nothing. After that big thing with 'Sin', you'd think they'd of done something. Even

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[overlords_wrath]

I don't think I've heard anything about a new mayor...

Tch. Haven't you given up on that already? Like you're ever going to be mayor.

[cowardly_hero]

Weird, ain't it? Almost suspicious...

And no, I haven't! -except for that one time. But that doesn't count. If this mook keeps at it, I'm guaranteed the position.

[overlords_wrath]

Hm, maybe.

Uh huh.

Okay, say you DO get it. Then what?

[cowardly_hero]

Then I put that power n' luxury to use the way that it was intended.

[overlords_wrath]

Right. What about all the work? You know these jobs involve work right?

Meetings, public addesses, stacks and stacks of paper work...

[cowardly_hero]

Of course I do, but I got people workin' under me too, don't I? I'll give them all the paper work.

[overlords_wrath]

Heh, nice try. If it was that easy to get rid of it, do you think I would still get stuck doing it?

[cowardly_hero]

Well, that depends on what you assign your servants, doesn't it? If you just give 'em paper work, you won't have to worry about it.

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah, it doesn't work like that, moron. There's stuff you HAVE to look at and sign. It's part of being Overlord and I'm pretty sure it would be the same for a mayor.

[cowardly_hero]

I could sign n' look at stuff. That's easy.

[overlords_wrath]

Hmph.

You won't last a week.

[cowardly_hero]

You're right, I'll last longer.

[overlords_wrath]

That's not what I meant.

[cowardly_hero]

Oh ye of little faith, what'll it take to...

Hu. I'll get back to you on that.

[overlords_wrath]

.. Eh?

[cowardly_hero]

I think there's something watching me.