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cow_launchimus

Post or some crap.

Jan 29, 2005 03:15

Today I put forth the effort to make a live journal under the name of cow_launcher due to pressure from grandpa toucher. Hey, I thought it'd be easy and someone took it. Now who the hell takes cow_launcher? It fits my noobie at life style, plus if you're playing online people think you're mentally handicapped or 14, which is great because it gives ( Read more... )

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mellafe January 30 2005, 20:45:46 UTC

That really was some deep shit.

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 21:01:46 UTC

So is the river of apathy that flows in my mind...AND THERE ARE UNICORNS THERE TOO.

mellafe January 30 2005, 21:12:20 UTC

Apathy is not good, not really. Although it does allow certain creative part of the brain to develop. I've heard.

Dude, unicorns don't exist! O_o

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 21:23:20 UTC

THEY DON'T? WTF!11!nineteen My whole life is flawed!

mellafe January 30 2005, 21:36:34 UTC

Well, they like to be referred to as "horny challenged creatures" really. HAHAhahahahaa. *is drunk*

anniesj January 30 2005, 21:46:23 UTC

OMG DO NOT LISTEN TO HER!!! Unicorns TOTALLY exist. They live on rainbows, miracles, and chicken pot pie. Seriously. THIS IS NOT A LIE.

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 21:47:55 UTC

REALLY?! Big boys don't cry...Big boys don't cry..

marilla82 January 30 2005, 22:05:57 UTC

Really? I always thought they lived on Pop rocks, Pepsi and Hershey Kisses. Crap! WHAT'S been eating the Pop Rock/Pepsi/Hershey Kiss Stew I've been leaving on my back porch?

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:11:20 UTC

Well they used to roam the lands wild, but then they were overhunted to near extinction by unicorn horn hunters. There's no law protecting the Unicorns, unlike the rhino.

Please, do your part today and fight for protection for the Unicorns.

Paid for by the Unicorns for Life corporation.

marilla82 January 30 2005, 22:38:40 UTC

*posts a Save-the-Unicorns sign in front yard*

*makes Save-the-Unicorn shirts*

*starts petition to pass Unicorn Proctection Laws*

anniesj January 30 2005, 22:11:23 UTC

Gnomes. I mean, DUH. :)

marilla82 January 30 2005, 22:36:05 UTC

Crap! I have GNOMES!! Those things are skeeeeeeery!

Know any remedies? Gnome poisons? or are they endangered, too?

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:39:19 UTC

You CAN kill a gnome using either your typical 12 gauge or you can relocate them. (Place underwear outside in doghouse.) HOWEVER according to the Gnome Replacement Act of 1974, you must replace every gnome you kill. Therefore, if you kill one gnome, you must replace it with another. So I'd just try relocating or bribes.

marilla82 January 30 2005, 22:46:13 UTC

Ah crap.

*goes to round up rope, large mesh drawstring bag, and turnips*

The rope and bag are for capturing the gnomes. The turnips...well... who doesn't love a good turnip? heheh

Hmm... I wonder if my neighbors would notice if I threw gnomes into their rosebushes?

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:55:10 UTC

Your neighbors wouldn't, but the gnomes might. You may want to give them a bash on the head first.

marilla82 January 30 2005, 23:00:19 UTC

*adds hammer to list of needed equipment*

Good. My neighbors suck, anyway. *shakes fists at the "Keep the Cowboy" clingon on their Suburban*

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