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cow_launchimus

Post or some crap.

Jan 29, 2005 03:15

Today I put forth the effort to make a live journal under the name of cow_launcher due to pressure from grandpa toucher. Hey, I thought it'd be easy and someone took it. Now who the hell takes cow_launcher? It fits my noobie at life style, plus if you're playing online people think you're mentally handicapped or 14, which is great because it gives ( Read more... )

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circe_tigana January 30 2005, 22:02:01 UTC

You need an icon of the giant John Kerry scaring your dog. I've decided.

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:04:18 UTC

Now all I need is a webcam and two secret agents in the background...

circe_tigana January 30 2005, 22:05:59 UTC

Dude, I saw your garage. Don't try to tell me you don't have those agents wrapped up in ducttape behind the giant lightup thingy.

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:08:09 UTC

Yeah, but I had to get rid of them. They were funny when they said things like "I have a family!, but then they got really quiet and flies came.

circe_tigana January 30 2005, 22:15:12 UTC

HAHAHAH!

::tries to formulate witty response::
::dies laughing::

You are WAYYY too much like your sister for my sanity. I'm toast. Clearly.

anniesj January 30 2005, 22:39:50 UTC

It frightens me, too! IT DOES!

*holds you*

anniesj January 30 2005, 22:09:06 UTC

SHIT SHE KNOWS OUR SECRET

*sets garage on fire*

circe_tigana January 30 2005, 22:15:43 UTC

::rescues Kerry, Dog, and Beads from inferno::

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:16:27 UTC

The Kerry and the dog can live, BUT THOSE BEADS ARE GOING GODDAMMIT!

circe_tigana January 30 2005, 22:18:07 UTC

Oh come on! They're SHINY! And there are BILLIONS of them! Rolling up the stairs at night while you're sleeping ... slinking in long strands underneath the crack of your bedroom door ... little string holes like EYES

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:22:12 UTC

My god, that means my mother is robbing the beads the chance of sight when she shoves the needle through those holes. WE MUST FREE THE BEADS. It will be a war of "freedom."

circe_tigana January 30 2005, 22:24:21 UTC

Roll away, little pretties! Out the door and away, off into the marshes where you can mate and sparkle away from cow_launchimus's living room!

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:31:28 UTC

They make their long crusade to the outer world, looking for a light that cannot be seen...For they no longer possess the eyes they once treasured.

anniesj January 30 2005, 22:56:05 UTC

And then we will make let them VOTE!

cow_launchimus January 30 2005, 22:57:50 UTC

It's their God given right to be forced into the freedom of voting.

anniesj January 30 2005, 23:02:47 UTC

I know, right? It's so beautiful, it makes me want to shit a flag.

*grabs Bill O'Reilly's newest book and heads to bathroom*

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