ALIENS VIA H1N1

[cow_interupting]

IT'S TIME TO POST. I got the H1n1 shot. I'm still me now so if i seem different in the morning or later... DON'T GET THE SHOT! It might be an alien invasion. I'm worried. anyway, If i am taken over at least i, me (not the alien taking over my body), don't have to go to work tomorrow. The alien egg inside of me is going to hatch tonight while i'm sleeping... AND JONNY AND KK ARE FUCKING AT THE CLUB! GREAT! those bitches are having the time of their life and some alien is taking over my body. AND I'M DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK. That's the last hour of my life, Fucking radicals and cubing. WHATEVER... i'm going to watch the new LADY GAGA VIDEO.
PEACE MOTHAFUCKAS
-dave