Jan 17, 2009 13:59
LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKED UP.... I FINALLY GOT A BREAK.... A SECRET BREAK.... I COULDN'T GET IN CONTACT WITH KAM OR MADELYN.... BITCH HAS MY PHONE ALL THE TIME... WHY DO I EVEN PAY MY PHONE BILL... ALL I DO IS USE THE PAY PHONE.... SHE THINKS I'M USING HER???? STOOPID BITCH........ I SERIOUSLY NEVER HAVE MY PHONE.... IT'S HER PHONE..... IT'S HER PHONE.... WHAT THE FUCK.... I TOOK A TAXI TO KAM'S HOUSE... WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CHILL.... NOPE... NO BODY WAS THERE....... SO I CALLED MADELINE... AKA MY PHONE.... SHE DIDN'T PICK UP.... WELL THEN HOW THE FUCK WAS I GOING TO GET IN.... ???? WELL.... EVERY PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION........ HERE WAS MY ARTICULATED PLAN 1) BY VODKA 2) BY MUNCHIES 3) BY 2 FAST FOOD BURGERS FROM IN'N OUT 4) GET A MOTEL ROOM 5)BUY CIGARETTES 6)BUY DR. PEPPER 7) (THIS IS WHERE IT ALL COMES TOGETHER MY FRIENDS.... YES.... MY PLAN SEEMED RANDOM... AND UNCOOTH... UNTIL... NOW!!!!) SIT IN MY ROOM, GET DRUNK, WATCH T.V. EAT BURGERS, DRINK MORE, CHASE WITH DR. PEPPER, EAT MUNCHIES, DRINK MORE, SMOKE, WATCH MORE T.V. PASS OUT. WAKE UP. TAKE A SHOWER WATCH MORE T.V. WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH VODKA. FINISH LAST NIGHT'S MUNCHIES BUY COFFEE .... MISSION COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SHIT WAS BOMB. I FEEL LIKE I CAN DEAL WITH ANOTHER MONTH OF GETTING SHIT ON NOW. READY FOR ACTION.
PEACE OUT
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