Oct 31, 2008 12:27
HELLO HELLO HELLO! WHAT A DAY... SO WENT BACK TO THE MOTEL LAST NIGHT... WATCHED MORE DISNEY... AND THEN!!!! THE DISNEY CHANNEL LITERALLY WARPED INTO TNT... FOR SOME BOXING MATCH... GAY! I WANT TO WATCH HANNAH MONTANNA NOT BIG BLACK BOLD PEOPLE FIGHT... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH PERSON IS WHICH... NOW MIKE TYSON VS HULK HOGAN... NOW THERE'S A MATCH I WOULD WATCH! YEAH! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HEY... HULK HOGAN WOULDN'T BE SUCH A BAD IDEA FOR A COSTUME... ... I DON'T KNOW... FIRST HALLOWEEN I'M NOT BEING ANYTHING... HOPEFULLY THAT'S JUST THIS ONE YEAR... I WEAR REGULAR CLOTHES IN DISGUST... ANYWAY... DONE WITH JULIO... NOW I'M ON TO MATT... "I'm 49...big guy ...tall....275 lbs. white dude with light brown hair and glasses.
Black jeans...gray button down shirt. I will come into the library (unless I see
you outside)." HOPEFULLY I'LL BE STAYING WITH HIM... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT??? EVEN THOUGH THIS DESCRIPTION IS VERY UNFLATTERING... IT TELLS ME... 1)HE'S PROBABLY BUG FREE... CAUSE WHO WOULD FUCK THIS GUY... HOPEFULLY I WON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH HIM... 2) ... I DON'T KNOW ... WHO CARES... HE LIVES IN HOLLYWOOD.!!!! YEAH!!! THAT'S WHERE ALL THE GAY PORN INDUSTRY IS!!!! COME ON BABY HERE I COME... RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED FROM... NOT REALLY... I WAS CARRYING AROUND MY LUGGAGE TO THE LIBRARY... AND I BROUGHT IT IN... I WAS ALL "SCUSE ME ... SORRY... PARDON ME" AND PEOPLE WERE ALL "*EXASPERATED SIGH*" I GOT THE KEY DEPOSIT BACK AND WENT TO JACK IN THE BOX... i GOT THE NUMBER 8 AGAIN... EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WAS $3.68... INSTEAD OF $5 SOMETHING... HOW BIZARRE... I WAS LIKE... IS IT A LUNCH SPECIAL? IS IT BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN? I DON'T KNOW??? BUT I DIDN'T ASK... I'M ONLY HONEST WHEN I'M NOT BROKE.... ANYWAY...I HAVE TO GO MEET MATT... HE'S GONNA BUY ME LUNCH... YEAH YEAH YEAH!
-BRIAN
P.S. IT MUST SUCK BEING NAMED BRIAN... CAUSE SOMETIMES YOU TYPE B-R-A-I-N INSTEAD OF B-R-I-A-N... BRAIN BRIAN BRAIN BRIAN BRAIN BRIAN... YEESH....