Black Heart and a Hammer...

[covm]

tl;dr synopsis:

Bitch is crazy.

I Like Sandwiches.

Dracula Pwns.

Fuck Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy.

For the Lulz. 

Well shit, now I don’t even feel like writing it all out because that was pretty much the idea, but I’m tired of having porn sent to my phone as an act of desperation.

I might have mentioned this crazy bitch to some of you in

Comments

[blessure]

i like your icon.
i'm currently making mincemeat pie.
it's like other pies, but with meat in it. how great is that?

[digitalusrex]

i thought mincemeat was made with apples and other fruits.

[blessure]

well, it does include apples and other things, but the original actually had meat in it.

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/9522/mincemeat.html

[blessure]

if you check the premade stuff in a can/jar at the grocery store there is actually a little meat in many of the brands.

in addition to beef i found a recipe that actually calls for venison:

http://www.texascooking.com/features/dec2000raven.htm

my mother was talking to a woman at the grocery store the other day [who apparently was raised on a indian reservation]; she claimed that her family always made it with deer meat.

[covm]

LIAR! Chicken Pot Pie is AWESOME! So is Sausage cobbler....I just made that up, but it sounds awesome too. It's like boudan, but in a pie crust.

[covm]

My Dad tried to make some once, but they didn't turn out so well.