☿ FORM X

[covets_humanity]

[Being its ever-so-curious self, Envy had decided to inspect the cereal boxes to see what FABULOUS PRIZES awaited!]

5 Boxtops: Cute Clothes!

20 Boxtops: Mass!

50 Boxtops: Philosopher's Stone!

200 Boxtops: FULL HOMUNCULUS BODY.

500 Boxtops: DIGNITY!

...Tck, hilarious. Even the bastards here can see through me...?

1,000 Boxtops: FRIENDS!...You

Comments

[glasscaseflower]

I ran out of boxtops.

[covets_humanity]

What, you eat them? That's not how they work.

[glasscaseflower]

I gave them all away a couple of hours ago.

[covets_humanity]

Great. You're real generous.

Getting back at you for implying she wasn't a dog person.

[glasscaseflower]

You could be faster next time.

[covets_humanity]

Hey, hey, nothing wrong with giving out to the first people that come traipsing up asking for some.

Lots of people love women like that.

[glasscaseflower]

You wouldn't have gotten anything more than a cereal box.

[covets_humanity]

There wasn't anything else I'd have wanted. I wonder what you're thinking...?

[glasscaseflower]

...

Goodbye.

[covets_humanity]

Hey, it's rude to hangup in the middle of a conversation.

[glasscaseflower]

I'll hang up now and you can get a start on finding 1000 of those.

[covets_humanity]

...I guess you've got a point there. A thousand. What a joke.