Sep 19, 2005 21:08
So there was this incident in gym on the 16th of May
in which there was an interaction between a wiffle ball, a large asian kid with spikey hair, and cutesy little jessica.
The ball soared high into the air, bounced several times on the tilted basketball backboard, and then teetered on the edge of a coarse metal support. It then rolled over the edge, began its descent,
and cutesy little jessica with the sharpie drawings of trees on her hands and the braids in her hair ran with arms wide spread to catch the ball and secure the out for her team. Big burly asian kid with spikey hair ran as well, his large menacing feet pounding fiercely on the rubber gym floor.
By way of fate, or quite possibly coincidence, cutesy little hair braided sharpie marker tree drawings jessica and rhinocerous of an asian boy with spikey hair and sweaty white tee shirt reached the ball at exactly the same time.
They both extended their limbs with utter intensity and seriousness and each dove for the ball.
In the blink of an eye
Burly rhinocerous asian boy was lying on the floor after successfully doing a fancy backward role and cutesy little jessica stood, hand raised proudly into the air, holding tightly to a plastic, white, shiny gym wiffle ball.
Both teams gaped in awe.
The end.