Chapter 58: Prefects Breasts

[cheryl_bites]

Ah, crossovers. They exist only to cause me pain, especially when the person/creature/thing writing them doesn’t realise that a paragraph should generally terminate in a punctuation mark. Incidentally, does anyone know the Latin for “stop using online translators”?

NB: now that Babb_Chronicles is once again ticking along nicely, I’m thinking of

Comments

[thelittlebudgie]

He had the most amazing green eyes and a lightening bolt scar on his left forehead.

Zaphod, you hoopy frood, is that you?

She had the most amazing figure. She was at least 5’9’’ in height, had blue eyes, prefects breasts and an ass every guy would drool watching her walk.

Making every man drool the same ass is pretty impressive.

She immediately turned him over and unbuckled his pants

Surprise buttsex!

Vicky's rambles

Stream-of-consciousness, ur doin it wrong.

“DON’T YOU DARE CALL MY WIFE/MOTHER A MUDBLOOD!” Harry and James both called as one when Voldemort was about to finish his sentenceOedipus with a time-travel twist

[cheryl_bites]

I'm tired of it always being Dumbledore with the "binding Harry's magic" plot. Make it Hagrid for once, or something.

XD!!!!

But, seeing as you happen to mention it, the abilities Dumbledore has blocked in said fic include these:

“One of which was a stunting growth, probably so Harry would be shy and everything; I believe that the werewolf’s height is closer to your real height. Another was one that would suppress your magic, which is why you were given a weaker wand. Another blocked your animagus forms, we’ll help you transform later. Another blocked an interesting ability; the assassin complex”

Now, I'm not an expert in these things, but I can't help thinking that putting a block on something called "the assassin complex" might have been quite a good move on Dumbledore's part.

[anayra_hirialen]

Aah, but what you fail to see is that the "assassin complex" is the one thing needed to defeat Voldie, and mean, nasty Dumbledore is preventing the saving of the wizarding world by suppressing this ability! Only the faithful see the truth!!!111!!

[cheryl_bites]

I think you are almost certainly right. 9_9 Actually, this part particularly amuses me:

Then my friends betrayed me, they thought I was into dark arts and was becoming dark and had joined Voldemort because Dumbledore was dead and gave me all sorts of crap and tried to get me sent to Azkaban so I would not kill them all. Why they turned on me I do not know till date. So I left them and decided to fight him on my own, it was me against everybody. I could have decided to go dark and kill every body but I didn’t, because it wouldn’t be what my parents, godfather and my surrogate godfather would have wanted.

He could have gone Dark and killed everyone! But he didn't! He... went Light and killed everyone. Which obviously makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

[shyfoxling]

Zaphod, you hoopy frood, is that you?

You beat me to it!

I suppose Harry can conjure a towel any time he wants...