Jeremy Kyle.
What a hypocrite! He preaches universal love and understanding, yet spends half the show berating his poor guests and encouraging arguments and sensationalist behaviour. I'd like to wipe the smug smile off his face, thats for sure. Preferably by uncovering some scandal on his behalf and making him go on his OWN show. This, no doubt, would make him explode as he violently badgers and questions himself about his own indiscretions. Man, it would be good watchin'