Your own brother's responsescoreycommentsDecember 16 2004, 00:01:39 UTC
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I died from suicide: Don't even think about it! Our family is crazy enough without losing you...it would scar me for life. I said I liked you: You tell me that all the time. And usually I shrug and kick you out of my room. But if it meant in THAT way, I'd send you to the looney bin. I kissed you: Again, you do it all the time, despite my constant attempts to block you. And I usually don't care. I started smoking: Smack you in the face. Nah, it doesn't really matter to me. If you want to smoke, go right ahead. Just don't start doing heavy drugs or I'll have to intervene. I was hospitalized: Depends on how seriously. But you know I'd be right by your side. I ran away from home: Invite you to stay here with me and Michael. Or if I couldn't find you for some reason, force mom and dad to adopt Brittany to be your replacement. I got into a fight and you weren't there: Hunt down whoever wronged you and introduce them to my fists. Unless, in my judgement, you deserved it, in which case I'd do absolutely nothing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: I think you're the most unique person I know. Eyes: I can't answer this without it sounding weird. Face: Ditto. Hair: Ditto. Clothes: Ditto.
WOULD YOU: Be my friend?: Your bestest friend. Lie to make me feel better?: I do it all the time. Spread rumors about me?: Only if they're true...hehe. Well it depends what kind of rumors. Minorly embarrasing rumors like the fact that you used to talk to a hanger? Sure. Anything serious? Nah. Keep a secret if I told you one?: No doubt about it. Unless I thought you were in danger. Loan me some cash?: How many times have I done this in our lifetimes? It's gotta be about 100, and you have only paid me back about 3/4 of the time because occasionally I forget to remind you. Hold my hand?: If you were holding chocolate gummi bears. Take a bullet for me?: I might. That's a really tough call, I can't say definitively either way. But hopefully it will never come up. Keep in touch?: It would be pretty damn hard to avoid keeping in touch with my own sister, even if I wanted to! Try and solve my problems?: I do it all the time. Except the romantic problems, you leave those for your friends which is cool with me. Love me?: Obviously. Date me?: Of course not, that would be really creepy. I-N-C-E-S-T, find out what it means to me, sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me.
PS I'm starting a 34-day weekend today! Woohoo, I heart college.
I died from suicide: Don't even think about it! Our family is crazy enough without losing you...it would scar me for life.
I said I liked you: You tell me that all the time. And usually I shrug and kick you out of my room. But if it meant in THAT way, I'd send you to the looney bin.
I kissed you: Again, you do it all the time, despite my constant attempts to block you. And I usually don't care.
I started smoking: Smack you in the face. Nah, it doesn't really matter to me. If you want to smoke, go right ahead. Just don't start doing heavy drugs or I'll have to intervene.
I was hospitalized: Depends on how seriously. But you know I'd be right by your side.
I ran away from home: Invite you to stay here with me and Michael. Or if I couldn't find you for some reason, force mom and dad to adopt Brittany to be your replacement.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: Hunt down whoever wronged you and introduce them to my fists. Unless, in my judgement, you deserved it, in which case I'd do absolutely nothing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: I think you're the most unique person I know.
Eyes: I can't answer this without it sounding weird.
Face: Ditto.
Hair: Ditto.
Clothes: Ditto.
WOULD YOU:
Be my friend?: Your bestest friend.
Lie to make me feel better?: I do it all the time.
Spread rumors about me?: Only if they're true...hehe. Well it depends what kind of rumors. Minorly embarrasing rumors like the fact that you used to talk to a hanger? Sure. Anything serious? Nah.
Keep a secret if I told you one?: No doubt about it. Unless I thought you were in danger.
Loan me some cash?: How many times have I done this in our lifetimes? It's gotta be about 100, and you have only paid me back about 3/4 of the time because occasionally I forget to remind you.
Hold my hand?: If you were holding chocolate gummi bears.
Take a bullet for me?: I might. That's a really tough call, I can't say definitively either way. But hopefully it will never come up.
Keep in touch?: It would be pretty damn hard to avoid keeping in touch with my own sister, even if I wanted to!
Try and solve my problems?: I do it all the time. Except the romantic problems, you leave those for your friends which is cool with me.
Love me?: Obviously.
Date me?: Of course not, that would be really creepy. I-N-C-E-S-T, find out what it means to me, sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me.
PS I'm starting a 34-day weekend today! Woohoo, I heart college.
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