do it to yourself before it's done to you
apparently the key to being a fabulous model is not being gender specific. i've already got a pretty hot mug and most people think i'm a chick with a dick anyhow. i need to be rocking that brian lichtenberg shit, mkay gf. have you noticed that all my posts lately have been about how beautiful i am? it's because i'm plotting. i'm even taking intro to marketing. by the end of winter i'll have learned how to utilize every tool i have. i'll be able to sell shit to kids on mtv. i'll be THE PERFECT PACKAGE. i want to be fucking famous. bigger than oprah even. i want my own doll. i said doll, not action figure!
whose fucking dick do i have to suck to get a fucking job around here?