my answering machine is an indignant Frenchman
We got a new phone, and the digital answering machine is fun to play with. We currently have no messages, and everytime I press "play" the robot guy says "no messages" and if I press it just fast enough, I can make him say "no me-, no me-, no me-" which eventually sounds like "mais non, mais non, mais non." My answering machine is an indignant Frenchman.